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Man commits suicide after disappearance of prized bull semen stocks
The Mainichi Daily News ^ | November 25, 2009

Posted on 11/27/2009 12:27:22 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

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They had me at "prized bull semen."
1 posted on 11/27/2009 12:27:22 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
This time, Barney Frank has gone too far!


2 posted on 11/27/2009 12:28:40 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Jew, conservative, and proud supporter of Israel.)
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A buddy and myself were doing a lttle exploring. A gentleman approached us...we were on his property..He said Be careful as there was a head of 30 bull just inside the woods which were 200 feet away.

He handed me his "sperm specialist" card and drove away in his refrigerated van.

Needless to say, we didn't turn our back on the woods for the rest of the day.

3 posted on 11/27/2009 12:31:46 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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They had me at "prized bull semen."

LOL.

Not exactly three words you see often in the same sentence.

4 posted on 11/27/2009 12:34:55 PM PST by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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“He handed me his “sperm specialist” card and drove away in his refrigerated van.”

If a guy handed me a card that said “sperm specialist” I would have declared the exploration complete and beat feet.


5 posted on 11/27/2009 12:34:59 PM PST by PLMerite (Ride to the sound of the Guns - I'll probably need help.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
is it this guy?
6 posted on 11/27/2009 12:36:12 PM PST by Ancient Drive (DRINK COFFEE! - Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Now HERE is a post one can really have fun with.


7 posted on 11/27/2009 12:37:27 PM PST by Oldpuppymax (AGENDA OF THE LEFT EXPOSED)
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What a load of bull!
8 posted on 11/27/2009 12:39:12 PM PST by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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There’s got to be a connection...

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NY Daily News | Friday, November 27th 2009 | Michael Sheridan
Posted on 11/27/2009 12:22:50 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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9 posted on 11/27/2009 12:40:15 PM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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[trying to think of something to say that wouldn’t get ZOTted...and failing...]


10 posted on 11/27/2009 12:41:19 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Slings and Arrows

Guess the load was too much burden for him.


11 posted on 11/27/2009 12:50:47 PM PST by GUNGAGALUNGA (Democratus Suckus Teatus is the Latin root for Democrat and it means to tax)
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You should see the Barney Frank jokes I rejected.


12 posted on 11/27/2009 12:52:19 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Jew, conservative, and proud supporter of Israel.)
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To: Ancient Drive

Sorry, no idea who that is.


13 posted on 11/27/2009 12:53:23 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Jew, conservative, and proud supporter of Israel.)
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To: GUNGAGALUNGA

He was just a nut.


14 posted on 11/27/2009 1:00:59 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Jew, conservative, and proud supporter of Israel.)
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Damn. You beat me to it!


15 posted on 11/27/2009 1:02:09 PM PST by Rocco DiPippo
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To: Slings and Arrows; McGruff

I was thinking of some Fred Imus jokes!!!


16 posted on 11/27/2009 1:07:47 PM PST by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123)
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Fred. The other Imus.


17 posted on 11/27/2009 1:14:14 PM PST by McGruff (We're Going Rogue Baby!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Was he filled in on that “milk shake” drinking contest he just won?


18 posted on 11/27/2009 1:19:36 PM PST by Dacus943
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I almost passed this one up...but naw it’s gonna be to good, I’m sure many laughs to be had


19 posted on 11/27/2009 1:22:44 PM PST by PoloSec (Paul: 2Tim2:7 Consider what I say; and the Lord give thee understanding in all things.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This has the makings of a Tom Clancy novel.


20 posted on 11/27/2009 1:33:10 PM PST by Disambiguator
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