ON TO FRIDAY SILLINESS
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She is now the basis of the phrase “inside the Beltway”, used when referring to issues dealing with American government and politics.
Otherwise known as Fashion Statement Subliminals...more Orwellian Newspeak!!!!!!!!
Chuba, chuba, chuba!
that look is so UNATTRACTIVE on anyone. WHO dresses her!
A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event. Addressing the Harley rider says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I’ve seen a man do in my whole life.”
The Harley rider replies, “Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.”
The reporter says, “Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist, you know, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?”
The biker replies, “I’m a U.S. Marine and a Republican.”
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads the following headline, on the front page above the fold:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
Wow! Look! It’s the B!tch Mafia (complete with goons trailing behind)!!
All humor today to contain some kind of a “belt” theme?
Yay!
It’s the belt lady.
Michelle, good for belt sales.
Obammy, great for guns and ammo sales. He is/was the G&A sales(man?) person of the year (s).
It’s their own little “stimulus” program.
Who’s the beast with the red and white bag?
This picture of her looks a lot like the sailor (B.?)
Hussein (Obama? Soetoro? Dunham?) walked
by in below URL. LOL
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2389620/posts