[tired1]

good story!

[Carley]

Living where the deer roam freely and believe they own the land I can surely appreciate this story.

[Randy Larsen]

I’m laughing so hard I can’t see!

[mia]

This is hilarious.

[decimon]

This cheesy sob-sister never heard of moose bites?

[amom]

ROFL Priceless

[Tigen]

Damn hate when that happens!

[goat granny]

Very funny story about gentle Bambi.......just don’t piss them off......

[elcid1970]

I will never again feel bad watching the hunting shows where a deer gets shot (I prefer the ones where the deer gets dropped where it stood - no suffering).

“Deer ain’t house pets” - that very old movie “The Yearling” proved that.

Re those hunting shows, they end with the triumphant hunter(s) holding up the wonderful rack of a suddenly dead deer.

My hunting show would BEGIN at that point, and the name of the show would be, “You Shot It, Now What Are You Going To Do With It?”

Well, it’s time to get out your knife, gut it, hang it up to bleed dry, butcher it (no quick trip to the deer processor), and finally skin it. All for the TV audience.

I mean, the best part of the hunt is putting venison in the freezer. A friend has already shot several does and spike bucks then said to me, “You can’t eat the antlers!”

[LucyJo]

I wonder —

Why did he want to put the deer in a stall to feed it,when it had been coming to the feeder to eat with the cattle everyday anyway?

Another way a deer isn’t like a horse or cow is that they could jump out of a stall.

Why didn’t he fall to the ground and roll under the truck at the first opportunity, rather than turn and run, after he had the rope off and saw that the deer wasn’t going to back down?

But, it was an hilarious story! lol.

[Ditter]

Great story!

[ottbmare]

So now I know why when people go deer hunting they bring a rifle with a scope to sort of even the odds.

Truer words were never spoken.

[razorback-bert]

ping

[packrat35]

Reminds me of the Sqirrel Grenade

http://www.vtwinmama.com/demonic_squirrel_riding_story.htm

[1776 Reborn]

bttt

[Landru]

Got it, finally. LOL

Hey, folks? Take a moment to read this piece. Very funny.

Favored excerpt: "I just wanted to get that devil creature off the end of that rope...So now I know why when people go deer hunting they bring a rifle with a scope to sort of even the odds."

BWHAAAA!!!!!

Up here at our spread, the deer come to the feeders at dusk. Since I've a 4x4 wood pole with 3 150W floods illuminating the entire area we can see 'em plain as day, standing all over the place.

Since the "rut" is in full swing, the young bucks ("nubbies" I'm told?) begin fighting each other right there. Heads down, pushing one another all over the place and when they're finished jousting, and eating corn & seed naturally, they'll come onto the lawn to graze on the grass.

The turkeys, geese, deer, rabbits, doves & ducks etc sure are lucky I don't have a taste for wild game. LOL!!

[Slings and Arrows]

Rats with antlers.

[Manic_Episode]

One of my hunting buddies was field dressing a big buck when suddenly it woke up and started to run away. Arlen put it in a headlock and started stabbing for all he was worth and ended up winning the epic struggle but not before his hunting clothes were completely shredded and he had a burst appendix for his trouble.

[Darksheare]

Two Words:
Squirrel Grenade

[TheOldLady]

ROFL! Thanks for the laugh of the day.

Thanks for the ping, Slings.