Moose first victim of armed border guards [Canada]

THE CANADIAN PRESS ^ | November 14, 2009 | Dean Beeby

[JoeProBono]

Love it!

[fanfan]

We stopped to help a guy who hit a deer one night.

He had a protective gate on the front of his pickup, and I have often wondered if this wasn’t his way of hunting.

The deer was still alive when he loaded it on the back of the truck.

[fanfan]

[Mr. Silverback]

Sarah was too busy hunting Care Bears from a helicopter with a barbed crossbow to get this one. I believe that because I heard it from that classy rock-ribbed conservative, Joe Scarborough.

[Slings and Arrows]

BILL CLINTON: “Now that is one good-looking moose. If I were a single man, I’d be asking that moose for a date...”

[Slings and Arrows]

It ain’t a fact ‘til I hears it from Keith Olbermann!

[fanfan]

Here is one of Clinton's good looking mooses....

[Slings and Arrows]

I’ve heard about that moose.

[fanfan]

Yes. She gets around.

Laz would hit it.

[Mr. Silverback]

I wonder if his audience will get bored when President Palin is the worst person in the world every night, “...just because she exists!”

[Slings and Arrows]

He could lose 50% of his audience...but the other guy would probably keep watching.

[Lazamataz]

I would hit it, then I would bellow like a moose.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

That’s cheatin’! You should’ve shot out his tires. ;)

[Slings and Arrows]

I...would pay good money to see that.

[Slings and Arrows]

I...would pay good money to see that.

[Lazamataz]

And I.... would pay good money to do it.

[JRios1968]

Keeping cheese and sisters safe throughout Canada!