I think he’s on drugs.
Shep thinks that playing the trampoline story over and over and over will give his ratings a bounce.
He likes hairy men.
I discovered a long time ago how useless it was to watch ol’ Shep, so I stopped, and have been far more lucid ever since. As to the bears, well, it may be a subliminal message on how well the team is doing this year...(spoken like a true Packer fan).
It’s a transgendered thing.
Shep is as funny a venereal wart on your 12 year old daughter.
A Teddy Bear was the first gift that Olbermann gave Shep when they began dating.
Yogi fetish.
Wouldn’t know as I’m not a masochist and refuse to subject myself to watch Twinkle Toes, “Schlepp” Smith much the same as I don’t watch Fox on weekends as then its even worse, with WHORE-Aldo.
“I invite each of you to sit down in front of your television set when your station goes on the air and stay there, for a day, without a book, without a magazine, without a newspaper, without a profit and loss sheet or a rating book to distract you. Keep your eyes glued to that set until the station signs off. I can assure you that what you will observe is a vast wasteland.”
—NEWTON MINOW, delivered 9 May 1961, National Association of Broadcasters
Now, I realize that the concept is far, far below any serious thinkers, but dammit I think Shep is funny, and these days I'll take all the silly I can get.
Why so many people around here bitch and moan about him all the time I will never know.
I’m thinking a bear had his way with Shep on a camping trip or something.
His time of the month????
That’s one thing I really like seeing on that show.
Shep’s version of a personal ad?
He’s looking a little worn, bags under the eyes.
SNL has been making fun of him for being a right wing nut even though most times it seems he takes leftist stances on issues. They’re evil that way.
Wild bear kills two Hizb guerrillas in Kashmir
Srinagar, Nov 2 (IANS) A wild bear mauled to death two militants of the Hizbul Mujahideen outfit in a south Kashmir forest Monday, officials said.
A spokesman of the army said a wild bear entered the forest hideout of the separatist guerrillas and killed two of them in Kulgam district.
‘The bear entered the hideout of the terrorists in Dand Nar forest area in Kulgam district today and killed two Hizbul Mujahideen terrorists identified as Saifullah and Qaiser,’ the spokesman said.
The spokesman said Saifullah was the district commander of the Hizbul Mujahideen for Pir Panchal area while Qaiser was a tehsil (sub-district) commander of the outfit.
‘We have recovered in the hideout two AK-47 rifles, four magazines and some other equipment the terrorists had been using ,’ the spokesman said.
It is the first time in the over two decade-long separatist violence in Kashmir that a wild animal has killed separatist guerrillas who often use the densely forested mountains here to build safe havens.
Must be all those deep fried pickles from his youth down there. Or the mascara.