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1 posted on 11/09/2009 5:03:46 PM PST by JoeProBono
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This Thread Is Useless Without Audio...

;)


2 posted on 11/09/2009 5:04:33 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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bet shes faking...
3 posted on 11/09/2009 5:05:54 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
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All the Cartwrights have to do to make their home a church is to shout “Oh God” during their lovemaking.

Or, did neighbors complain about their lovemaking by saying that it sounded like a “big bang”?

I’m bad!!


5 posted on 11/09/2009 5:08:40 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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Try banging on the wall it always quieted my parents down.


8 posted on 11/09/2009 5:09:50 PM PST by linn37 ( "The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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♪ ♫ Scream.. Caroline...♪ ♫....
9 posted on 11/09/2009 5:09:57 PM PST by mylife
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To: JoeProBono

Took notes?????


10 posted on 11/09/2009 5:11:09 PM PST by goseminoles
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Coach Brakett: You can tell me why they call her Lassie.

Coach Warren: Just get her up in the equipment room, and you'll find out. But beware of King Kong

12 posted on 11/09/2009 5:11:37 PM PST by edpc (Those Lefties just ain't right)
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Face the stereo speakers towards the wall and play The William Tell Overture at full volume.
18 posted on 11/09/2009 5:14:46 PM PST by Manic_Episode (Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
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Ping.


19 posted on 11/09/2009 5:15:33 PM PST by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123)
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To: JoeProBono

LOL! When we were first married we lived in a garden apartment for a couple of years. The woman next door had the same problem.


20 posted on 11/09/2009 5:15:52 PM PST by alice_in_bubbaland (Markets and Marxists Don't Mix! Audit the FED NOW!)
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Mr. & Mrs. Cartwright
21 posted on 11/09/2009 5:17:42 PM PST by John W
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For young people, making woopie today has become so theatrical and less sensual.


22 posted on 11/09/2009 5:18:54 PM PST by llevrok (Love and mental illness are similar. At first, all seems normal.)
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23 posted on 11/09/2009 5:20:34 PM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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This couple needs to come out and claim that they are actually gay, that their right to free speech is being denied, that the neighbors that complain are really bigots, and that the town needs to pay them for breach of privacy.


28 posted on 11/09/2009 5:24:13 PM PST by festusbanjo (Barry makes Jimmy look qualified and makes Slick Willie look honest.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Whoopee ping!
31 posted on 11/09/2009 5:29:50 PM PST by Clay Moore (Obama: A good example of why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
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This happens to me all the time. So I just mow my neighbor’s lawn.


41 posted on 11/09/2009 6:15:47 PM PST by LiberConservative ("Sarah Palin irritates all the right people." -Dennis Miller)
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Human Rights Act, which she said gives her the right to "respect for her private ... life.

Sounds like she is intent on making her private life quite public.

45 posted on 11/09/2009 6:43:06 PM PST by Sherman Logan ("The price of freedom is the toleration of imperfections." Thomas Sowell)
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There are a number of devices, readily available on the interwebs, designed to reduce such vocalizations in volume.

Some use them as a sexual enhancement.


46 posted on 11/09/2009 6:45:47 PM PST by Sherman Logan ("The price of freedom is the toleration of imperfections." Thomas Sowell)
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If it ain’t noisy, you ain’t doin’ it right.


49 posted on 11/09/2009 6:55:56 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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