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Loud lovemaking irks neighbors
upi ^ | Nov. 9, 2009

Posted on 11/09/2009 5:03:44 PM PST by JoeProBono

A British couple are appealing their conviction for breaching a noise abatement notice related to their loud lovemaking sessions.

The order had banned Caroline and Steve Cartwright of Sunderland, England, from "shouting, screaming or vocalization at such a level as to be a statutory nuisance," after repeated complaints from neighbors, a mail carrier and parents walking children to school past their building, The Sun reported Monday.

Caroline Cartwright said the order is a violation of Article 8 of the Human Rights Act, which she said gives her the right to "respect for her private and family life." She said a sexual psychologist will testify that she can't stop herself from making the noises during sexual activity.

Pamela Spark an environmental health manager with Sunderland City Council, said she visited the road outside of the Carwrights' apartment and took notes on what she heard. She described the sounds as "hysterical, almost continuous, just screaming."


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To: JoeProBono
Mr. & Mrs. Cartwright
21 posted on 11/09/2009 5:17:42 PM PST by John W
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To: JoeProBono

For young people, making woopie today has become so theatrical and less sensual.


22 posted on 11/09/2009 5:18:54 PM PST by llevrok (Love and mental illness are similar. At first, all seems normal.)
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23 posted on 11/09/2009 5:20:34 PM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Manic_Episode
Face the stereo speakers towards the wall and play The William Tell Overture at full volume.

Better still, perhaps...play at full volume an eight-second loop of the trumpet fanfare from the theme from Rocky....nothing but that fanfare over and over and over at 90db.

24 posted on 11/09/2009 5:21:02 PM PST by Petronski (In Germany they came first for the Communists, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist...)
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To: John W

I can see why she screams -

he must too.


25 posted on 11/09/2009 5:21:36 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Petronski

You ... dirty ... rat!


26 posted on 11/09/2009 5:21:52 PM PST by TigersEye (0bama is our first Port of Entry President - I hope he goes home.)
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To: John W

She’s bigger than Hoss....Cartwright.


27 posted on 11/09/2009 5:24:13 PM PST by unkus
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To: JoeProBono

This couple needs to come out and claim that they are actually gay, that their right to free speech is being denied, that the neighbors that complain are really bigots, and that the town needs to pay them for breach of privacy.


28 posted on 11/09/2009 5:24:13 PM PST by festusbanjo (Barry makes Jimmy look qualified and makes Slick Willie look honest.)
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To: John W

They weren’t yelling because of any pleasure, they got a close-up look at each other’s face and were screaming in terror.


29 posted on 11/09/2009 5:24:21 PM PST by MediaMole
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30 posted on 11/09/2009 5:28:20 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Whoopee ping!
31 posted on 11/09/2009 5:29:50 PM PST by Clay Moore (Obama: A good example of why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
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To: John W

The missus looks more like a sweater than a screamer....


32 posted on 11/09/2009 5:30:56 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Obama is a DIC....... Ditherer-in-Chief)
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33 posted on 11/09/2009 5:32:34 PM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Petronski
Ride of the Valkyries, a friend of mines wife was a screamer. Said he had to close the windows when they got frisky.
34 posted on 11/09/2009 5:33:49 PM PST by Little Bill (Carol Che-Porter is a MOONBAT.)
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To: Petronski
You are one...sick...puppy! ;-)

Cheers!

35 posted on 11/09/2009 5:39:25 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: John W

Both are guilty and should get the maximum sentence.


36 posted on 11/09/2009 5:47:47 PM PST by Raycpa
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To: Chode

Bet he is....


37 posted on 11/09/2009 5:49:43 PM PST by steveo (2010 never again)
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To: edpc

Moral terpitude!


38 posted on 11/09/2009 5:54:26 PM PST by VRWCer (“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, W Churchill)
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To: earlJam

“PIUWYTL”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKZV1MSldJk


40 posted on 11/09/2009 6:01:10 PM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Waste and fraud are synonymous with gov't spending)
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