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Make love with your spouse.

Did that this morning.

Read to your kids.

My kids are rotten.

Paint the porch.

It covered in vinyl siding

Change your oil.

Did that last week. 12 vehicles

Cut your elderly neighbor’s grass.

What? She has 290 acres!

Ask your pastor what needs to be done.

We are not on very good terms right now since that stripper pole incident.

Stop in to check on your out of work neighbor.

Don't have any. The only neighbor I have thats out of work is the pot-smoking grandson of the elderly lady above. He ain't no 'count.

Meet with your neighbors about upcoming elections. etc . . ..

My neighbors are horses and cows.

I have a better list. It involves some type of tool in one hand and a cold beer in the other. The tool can be replaced with a grill utensil but the beer must remain. Anything is better than being hypnotized in front of a TV. But when I do watch, I watch in style on a 52inch plazma.

LOL, tho' the original post is on the mark.

That oil changing stuff IS a real pain in the butt. Don't forget to shoot and clean your guns on a regular basis.