All I could think of when I saw the headline:
“Shmokum if you got ‘em...”
ping
Achmed has Tshirts and coffee mugs, you know....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhVpoRaTdj0
(NYT article on Dunham)
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/01/magazine/01ventriloquist-t.html?_r=1
(Shirts)
http://www.jeffdunham.com/shop/shirts
Silence!