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The scalpel may be your 'best friend' if you want your perfect wife. /sarc

1 posted on 11/01/2009 7:49:50 PM PST by myknowledge
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HA! Good point. Good luck with THAT marriage.


2 posted on 11/01/2009 7:52:32 PM PST by GOP Poet (Obama is an OLYMPIC failure.)
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I’m sure that marriage will last. /s


3 posted on 11/01/2009 7:52:40 PM PST by kcvl
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FYI, this story was posted earlier and got yanked


4 posted on 11/01/2009 7:52:51 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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Graffitti on bathroom wall: "My mother made me a lesbian!"

Beneath it: "If I give her some yarn, will she make me one too?"

5 posted on 11/01/2009 7:53:10 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (Play the Race Card -- lose the game.)
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No one has posted saying “I’d hit it.” I guess I am first. Or Not Guilty!


6 posted on 11/01/2009 7:53:36 PM PST by Frantzie (Judge David Carter - democrat & dishonorable Marine like John Murtha.)
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I hope this works. Before and after photos.

7 posted on 11/01/2009 7:55:11 PM PST by Philo1962 (Iraq is terrorist flypaper. They go there to die.)
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He’s Persian IRANIAN. Flaxen hair fetish...


8 posted on 11/01/2009 7:56:12 PM PST by gaijin
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Photos of her (and him)...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2707453/Doctor-weds-dowdy-girl-then-builds-himself-his-ideal-wife.html


9 posted on 11/01/2009 7:58:12 PM PST by kcvl
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Dr. Frankenstein lives.


14 posted on 11/01/2009 8:02:39 PM PST by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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GuITly!


15 posted on 11/01/2009 8:05:26 PM PST by RingerSIX
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What happens when she decides she can do better with her F cups and half of Herr Doctor's assets?
19 posted on 11/01/2009 8:09:41 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Soon everyone will win a Nobel Peace Prize for not being George Bush...well, except for George Bush.)
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If you can afford braces on your daughter, who am I to complain about her smile....that is what I say to those that dislike enhanced breasts.


24 posted on 11/01/2009 8:18:06 PM PST by runninglips (It was just time for this to come to a head.....)
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If you can afford braces on your daughter, who am I to complain about her smile....that is what I say to those that dislike enhanced breasts.


25 posted on 11/01/2009 8:18:14 PM PST by runninglips (It was just time for this to come to a head.....)
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If you can afford braces on your daughter, who am I to complain about her smile....that is what I say to those that dislike enhanced breasts.


26 posted on 11/01/2009 8:18:17 PM PST by runninglips (It was just time for this to come to a head.....)
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If you can afford braces on your daughter, who am I to complain about her smile....that is what I say to those that dislike enhanced breasts.


27 posted on 11/01/2009 8:18:23 PM PST by runninglips (It was just time for this to come to a head.....)
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How about building the ideal husband. Does this work on men too?

Make them a bit larger and masculine for example.

28 posted on 11/01/2009 8:18:34 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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Wonder what's German for "Stepford Wife."."
31 posted on 11/01/2009 8:44:02 PM PST by hinckley buzzard
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He should let her have the scalpel, now. I’m sure there’s something about him she’d like to fix......


35 posted on 11/01/2009 10:16:33 PM PST by TNdandelion (While Obama plays with his balls, Afghanistan falls.)
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I didn’t think she was “doudy” to begin with! Now she looks like a caricature.


36 posted on 11/01/2009 10:22:43 PM PST by dixjea
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38 posted on 11/02/2009 1:50:17 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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