[JoeProBono]

[BunnySlippers]

Wait a second, my chihuahua Fidel is a service animal. I have to say that to get him into my office building.

[FormerACLUmember]

Damn, and here I had my Service Monkeys all trained and everything,

[ClearCase_guy]

"I feel like I'm discriminated against in Greene County."

Her statement is racist. I think.

[RichInOC]

“Touch my monkey! Love him!”

[x]

"Service animal" has a creepy sound.

We prefer more politically correct synomyms like "assistance animals", "assist animals", "support animals" or "helper animals."

[ken21]

you say her monkey doesn’t do service?

[DuncanWaring]

...What can I say?"

You can say "I'm a duplicitous moron."

[Drew68]

Rose said in her suit that she suffers from agoraphobia and anxiety.

On a related note, this woman reminds me of my brother's wife. Her and her entire family have all been diagnosed with dubious afflictions that prevent them from holding jobs but have no impact on their ability to sit around all day smoking weed while waiting for their disability checks to arrive.

[LegendHasIt]

HOMER HAD ONE
Didn't work out too well for anyone involved.

[Dallas59]

I saw this documentary on TV. She seemed normal...except for the monkey on her back.

[gogogodzilla]

“Bad monkey! Bad!”

“You are so getting spanked when we get home!”

I wonder if she’s ever had to spank her monkey for being bad?

:-P

[ricks_place]

Unemployment rises above 10% nationally as Obama stimulus plan fails.

Mr. Monkey finds few opportunities in the help wanted section after his unfair termination from the service sector.

[6SJ7]

" I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called 'Simon'--you wouldn't call him a looney..."

[Dysart]

At this news, was the monkey shocked?

[JRios1968]

[goseminoles]

The monkey’s name is Dick?