Artists Rendering...
Posted on 10/23/2009 11:06:19 PM PDT by TheBigIf
“Balancing advanced technologies of ETs with universal wisdom of celestials”
Now there's News You Can Use!
Im going to need some really hard core, non movie magic tricks.
If they can on live TV turn an ABC reporter into a pile of sand, then turn the sand/reporter into a Reptilitan, and the Reptilian uses it’s tongue to grab and swallow the podium, followed by levitating, firing laser beams from it’s eyes and creating a huge crater. Then the Alien will fill the crater with water and have a 1000 beautiful female Alien mermaid-like creatures appear from the water. I then want them to use their powers of telepathy and compel Barney Frank to come forward and french kiss one of them.
That’s just for starters.
Honestly I think that Hoagland evens connects the balloon boy story to this as well by climing that it was symblolic of ancient egyptian culture. (The boys name was falcon which was code for Horus)
And of course it was symbolic of the upcoming UFO disclosure as well.
hmmmm.
lol.
Need our FR pic tour guy.
Secondly....
OH FOR HEAVEANS SAKE, Obama is really reaching for straws to deter Americans.
Guess Michelle and the hoola hoop belt and butt wiggle didnt work.
Obama is going to reveal that he IS an alien!!!
But that he was naturally born in a Hawaii of an alternate universe, so he meets the constitutional requirements.
Alternate Headline:
“Obama Ready to Disclose Demonic Overlords”
No thread with Aliens is not complete without the Quix and Jiffy Pop.
Art’s busy with talking about how we never landed on the moon tonight.
Seriously. I just checked.
Being somewhat familiar with the various conspiracy theories regarding UFOs and the like, one of them comes to mind which is the theory that JFK was about to reveal the presence of extraterrestrials and that the United States had been working cooperatively with them since an agreement signed by Ike with them in 1954 during an actual visit to Edwards AFB, and to prevent JFK from spilling the beans, wellll as the rookie reporter said in Dallas that day “uhhh, well except for that, how -was- the parade Mrs. Kennedy?”
Buzz Aldrin will be greatly saddened. ;)
What kind?
You posted Beer.
Is it a good Ale or Lager?
Pissant has a Micro Brew thread going, well was going. (I was late to the forum)
Paging Fox Moulder and Dana Scully.
King of the Cosmos?
Did Helen G. Brown get him to do a Centerfold?
“That Earth landing was staged in a studio in Burbank!”
Nice “tracts of land” she has. However the injected butt fat worm lips hide the scenery.
Hey, that last one probably wouldn’t require no “powers of telepathy.”
People post that pic, I dunno... looks to me like she spent a rough night or two in the asteroid belt... bit too out of this world for me!
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