Talk show host David Letterman fears sex tape leak

News.com.au ^ | 10/22/09 | Daily Telegraph

[OldDeckHand]

TALK-SHOW host David Letterman has been recorded on tape having sex with a female staff member - and he is worried that the footage will eventually be leaked, it's reported today.

Letterman, 62, recently admitted to having a series of sexual relationships with some of the women that work for him.

The chat show host and a much-younger female co-worker have apparently been captured on a studio surveillance tape in a compromising position.

“If the tape makes its way into the criminal case, it’ll explode his marriage to smithereens,” a source told the National Enquirer magazine.

[OldDeckHand]

Letterman looks like 10 miles of bad road with his clothes on. A Letterman sex tape might more closely resemble a John Carpenter or Eli Roth movie.

I hope the embarrassment kills him. Really. Kills him.

[DBrow]

You mean we have to put up with all this so Letterman can leak a tape and boost his flopping ratings?

It might have worked for Paris and Mimi MacPherson, but I doubt it will work for Dave.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

I don’t think think this a$$clown is capable of embarrassment ......not even the exec ‘suits’ at ‘See B S’. Sick.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Two old ladies with Alzheimer’s wandered away from a nursing home and removed all their clothes. Two cops were eating lunch and saw them. The first one said, “Did you see what they were wearing?” The second responded, “I sure did and boy did it need to be ironed!”

Thank you very much. Don’t forget to tip you waiters and waitresses.

[RichInOC]

Fortunately, nobody really wants to see that ugly old man having sex.

[ConservativeMind]

Totally cool.

Uh, Dave, it looks like you are going to get just a little of what you deserve.

[dfwgator]

Uhh Dave, you should have thought about that before.

[ETL]

David Letterman's full 10-minute Late Show confession of his affairs with staff members here:
(his idiot audience laughed throughout)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVC3HohP8o4

[mia]

He was stupid enough to make the tapes? Or, did someone else make the tapes? EEEEEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwwwww

All that wrinkly skin would not film well. . . .

[Just mythoughts]

Well I sure am not going to wish any ill will upon his child, as the pervert suggested about Sarah’s child.

When the Davy ‘porn’ shows get released they do need to begin with some studio audience laughter and sounds of glass breaking after a drum roll.

[r9etb]

Eewwww. Just ... ew.

[TribalPrincess2U]

Hey Regina, take him for all he’s worth.

You deserve better.

[Frantzie]

I hope it exists and I hope it gets out. He deserves it.

[Lawgvr1955]

“If the tape makes its way into the criminal case, it’ll explode his marriage to smithereens,” a source told the National Enquirer magazine.

Maybe I missed something, but what criminal case is this "source" discussing?

[ETL]

From NewsBusters.org, June 9, 2009...

Seven months after Election Day, and the attacks on Sarah Palin keep coming.

On Monday, CBS's David Letterman on the "Late Show" shamelessly went after the Alaska governor and her family during his opening monologue, as well as in his "Top Ten" list.

Top Ten Highlights Of Sarah Palin's Trip To New York

10. Visited New York landmarks she normally only sees from Alaska

9. Laughed at all the crazy-looking foreigners entering the U.N.

8. Made moose jerky on Rachael Ray

7. Keyed Tina Fey's car

6. After a wink and a nod, ended up with a kilo of crack

5. Made coat out of New York City rat pelts

4. Sat in for Kelly Ripa. Regis couldn't tell the difference.

3. Finally met one of those Jewish people Mel Gibson's always talking about

2. Bought makeup from Bloomingdale's to update her "slutty flight attendant" look

1. Especially enjoyed not appearing on Letterman

"One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game, during the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked-up by Alex Rodriguez."

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2009/06/09/letterman-attacks-sarah-palins-slutty-flight-attendant-look

[OldDeckHand]

"Maybe I missed something, but what criminal case is this "source" discussing? "

The extortion/Grand Larceny case that's pending in NYC. A man is accused of extorting Letterman for $3 million (I think it was $3 million, could have been less).

[Lawgvr1955]

The extortion/Grand Larceny case that's pending in NYC

I thought they were claiming the sex with the intern matter was a crime.

[hinckley buzzard]

Hey. Dave? Not to worry. Already WAY too much information. Please, some of us have a life...

[mplsconservative]

Must. Not. Comment.