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1 posted on 10/21/2009 1:02:50 PM PDT by kingattax
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To: kingattax

This is a good Darwin award nominee.


2 posted on 10/21/2009 1:03:43 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: kingattax

why?


3 posted on 10/21/2009 1:04:12 PM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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To: kingattax

D’OH!


4 posted on 10/21/2009 1:04:52 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: kingattax

“But according to a police report obtained by KBCI-TV, her sister told investigators that Farris may have been going after prescription medication stored in the station.”


6 posted on 10/21/2009 1:05:22 PM PDT by r9etb
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To: kingattax
But according to a police report obtained by KBCI-TV, her sister told investigators that Farris may have been going after prescription medication stored in the station.

That's one quick detox solution...

7 posted on 10/21/2009 1:05:35 PM PDT by bcsco (Hopey changey down the drainey...)
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To: kingattax

Darwin Award.


9 posted on 10/21/2009 1:07:29 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: kingattax
This is not your father's garage door.
10 posted on 10/21/2009 1:08:28 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Ask not what the Kennedys can do for you, but what you can do for the Kennedys.)
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To: kingattax

Instant Karma’s gonna get you....


12 posted on 10/21/2009 1:08:30 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: kingattax
"But according to a police report obtained by KBCI-TV, her sister told investigators that Farris may have been going after prescription medication stored in the station."

Sounds like she was up to something no good.

13 posted on 10/21/2009 1:10:31 PM PDT by GloriaJane (http://www.last.fm/user/GloriaJane)
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To: kingattax

Whoa.

My garage door won’t shut if anything is under there.


18 posted on 10/21/2009 1:13:01 PM PDT by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: kingattax

You really can’t make this kind of stuff up.

I wonder who she voted for.


20 posted on 10/21/2009 1:14:51 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: kingattax

Cry wolf -—


22 posted on 10/21/2009 1:15:47 PM PDT by the long march
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To: kingattax

Karma bites. Sometimes very quickly. Good riddance to her.


23 posted on 10/21/2009 1:19:34 PM PDT by GovernmentShrinker
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To: kingattax

Obviously the garage door was defective.

In D.C. the citizens used to pull the Fire box and come in like this and steal the TV or sometimes our dinner and shoes. We kicked the shoes off when we put our boots on, and came back to find them gone.

The Fire boxes are gone now mostly sold as antiques to Fire Bffs.


26 posted on 10/21/2009 1:25:30 PM PDT by Venturer
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To: kingattax
My folks are from neighboring Nampa. They said it was a strange situation, but that the lady had been let go by the department there. They were wondering at the time whether she lured the folks out of the station to vandalize it, or to commit suicide. I talked to them about two weeks ago (a week after it happened).

I'm guessing to vandalize, unless she re-thought the suicide thingy and called for help...

27 posted on 10/21/2009 1:27:48 PM PDT by IYAS9YAS (The townhalls were going great until the oPods showed up.)
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To: kingattax

Melissa R. (Schaefer) Farris

 

 
(Witholding comments about the size of them doors!)


28 posted on 10/21/2009 1:30:32 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I am Legend)
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To: kingattax

She found herself in a sticky situation, when she bought the Acme plans for the caper from the coyote. In the end she just couldn’t handle the pressure.


30 posted on 10/21/2009 1:54:57 PM PDT by dog breath
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Tragically, she could have been saved, if the garage door opener had been an actual genie.


31 posted on 10/21/2009 8:04:44 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: kingattax
How ironic that the paramedic station automatic door lacked any safety device to keep that from happening.

I think most residential auto doors have both a light beam sensor and a debris sensor that opens the door back up if it hits something before it's fully closed.

33 posted on 10/21/2009 8:08:29 PM PDT by Trailerpark Badass (Happiness is a choice!)
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To: kingattax

Hold my beer and watch this ...


34 posted on 10/21/2009 8:22:50 PM PDT by altair (All I want for Christmas is NO legislation passed for the rest of the year)
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