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Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 35
Today | Mo

Posted on 10/20/2009 5:57:42 PM PDT by Mo1



TOPICS: Dimensional Doorway; Freeoples
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To: Darlin'
Okay, then. Are you sure you're holding the letter upright?

Reminds me of Bush's letter to Obama:

After a President has been in office for 6 months it is customary for the previous President to send a note of congratulations to the new one.

So when the note came from Bush to Obama, Obama was somewhat troubled because it was written in code and all it said was:

370HSSV-0773H

This troubled Obama as he had always heard from his peers how former president Bush was perceived to have been scholarly challenged. So he took the note to his wife. She was unable to decipher it.

They called in Biden, and he was unable to decode the message. They called in the chief of staff and the head of Secret Service detail and they were unable to determine the meaning of the note.

Next he called in the head of the Senate and Speaker of the House. They both were mystified by the meaning of the coded message.

Now there was complete panic in the Oval Office. They called all of their contacts in the media and sent copies of the note to all of them, and not one was able to come up with an answer.

A special emergency meeting was called by the Staff. All branches of the military, counter intelligence, CIA, FBI were called in, and the best minds were unable crack the code.

After a sleepless night, a very scared Obama picked up the phone and called the former president, and asked him the meaning of the note.

Bush guffawed and replied: ‘You idiot! ... You’re holding it upside down!’



521 posted on 11/11/2009 6:09:24 PM PST by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: Darlin'

If it’s as easy to fix as I hope/think it is, it won’t cost you much and you’ll have learned a new computer tidbit.


522 posted on 11/11/2009 6:15:00 PM PST by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: Lady Jag; Darlin'
they have ALL the fun

Well then, why are so many blondes democrats?

523 posted on 11/12/2009 11:03:19 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Darlin'; Lady Jag
Magnify your snapper

gasp ...

524 posted on 11/12/2009 11:11:50 AM PST by catpuppy (2009 --"We will not ration health care." 2012--"Anybody heard from grandpa?")
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To: Lakeshark

Lakeshark, there’s no underwater TV, is there? If there was, you’d understand because a picture is work a brazillian words: CNN is brunette and FOX is blond.


525 posted on 11/12/2009 11:19:51 AM PST by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: Lady Jag
Well, no habla Espanol, so brazillian won't do.........plus, I agree, blondes can be foxes.

:-)

526 posted on 11/12/2009 12:55:25 PM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark

Obama is brunette and he thought Brazilian was a number.


527 posted on 11/12/2009 12:58:53 PM PST by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: Lady Jag
Funny, he seems to always act blonde.........

And Venezuelan.

528 posted on 11/12/2009 1:20:57 PM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark

That was Mengele, silly!


529 posted on 11/12/2009 2:31:30 PM PST by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: Lady Jag
That was Mengele, silly!

Dang, I missed that one. He was the lead singer runner on the columbian bobsled team right?

530 posted on 11/13/2009 6:13:32 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: catpuppy
LOL
531 posted on 11/13/2009 6:43:50 AM PST by Darlin' (Stay well or the government will try to kill you.)
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To: Letitring; catpuppy; Mo1; Lakeshark; sweetliberty; Servant of the 9; grannie9; ...
We are slowly beginning to see the signs... the shell is cracking, bit by bit, all around the country the hideous, alien lizard is being revealed. So, too, are the handlers and creators of this plague. First up: Hartford...

Stickers Leave Firefighter In Hot Water Firefighter

Told Not To Park In Firehouse Because Of Political Views

HARTFORD, Conn. -- Firefighter Mike Di’Giacomo said his SUV is banned from in the firehouse because the bumper stickers he has on it, displays his political views. Di’Giacomo said he has never run into a problem like this in the 10 years he has been with the department. The bumper stickers read:

Click for article and video


532 posted on 11/13/2009 6:56:01 AM PST by Darlin' (Stay well or the government will try to kill you.)
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To: Letitring; catpuppy; Mo1; Lakeshark; sweetliberty; Servant of the 9; grannie9; ...
Next up: Three gay guys from Chicago...

The link is to a blog... a blog that supported Hillary.... they have had an epiphany of sorts so their post is encouraging by itself but the hundreds of reader comments are the most encouraging.

The worm is turning

533 posted on 11/13/2009 7:07:46 AM PST by Darlin' (Stay well or the government will try to kill you.)
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To: Lady Jag
Haven't been to the computer fixit place just yet. Life got in the way. LOL Right now the key cover is, for the most part, behaving. Knock on wood. Its a little wobbly but functional. Will update when I finally find time to take it in. :)
534 posted on 11/13/2009 7:18:58 AM PST by Darlin' (Stay well or the government will try to kill you.)
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To: Darlin'

I hope that the articles you posted truly are indicative of an awakening. It would be great to see a mass exodus of liberals from government after next November’s elections. Perhaps we could even get to see a few of them dressed in fashionable orange jumpsuits.


535 posted on 11/13/2009 7:20:05 AM PST by catpuppy (2009 --"We will not ration health care." 2012--"Anybody heard from grandpa?")
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To: Lady Jag

LOL. Thats exactly how TheZero views the world. Upside down and backwards.


536 posted on 11/13/2009 7:22:37 AM PST by Darlin' (Stay well or the government will try to kill you.)
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To: catpuppy

Keep believing, cp. Gently nudge fence sitters. Fan the flames. :)


537 posted on 11/13/2009 7:24:51 AM PST by Darlin' (Stay well or the government will try to kill you.)
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To: Lady Jag
Obama is brunette and he thought Brazilian was a number.

And clinton thought it was a grooming style...

538 posted on 11/13/2009 7:58:54 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 296 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: Darlin'

“The Worm Is Turning” I hope this isn’t a sign of what you meant: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385558/posts


539 posted on 11/13/2009 7:59:33 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Darlin'

More people will see his stickers if he parks on the street in front of the station anyway...


540 posted on 11/13/2009 8:04:41 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 296 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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