Speed dating is a curse...ask my wife..she said her family dragooned her into it at the tender age of 19..when they thought she was going to be an old maid.
Talking about films is a way to show you have good taste.
Talking about travel is a way to show that you have disposable income.
Women like disposable income. Not a negative comment, just an observation.
3 minutes is fine. 8 minutes is too much commitment.
Kramer walks in carrying a stack of flyers, he hands a few to Jerry and Elaine.
Kramer: Yowza yowza. Check it out.
Jerry (reading): Jewish singles night?
Kramer: I expect you both to be there.
Elaine: I’m not Jewish.
Kramer: Well neither am I.
Jerry: Well why are you going?
Kramer: I’m not, I’m running it.
Jerry: What are you talking about?
Kramer: Well Lomez, he usually runs it but he’s in the Everglades.
Jerry: Lomez is Jewish?
Kramer: Oh yeah yeah yeah. Orthodox, Jerry. Old school.
Elaine (reading): At the Knights of Columbus?
Kramer: Yeah, Frank Costanza, he’s getting me a room at his lodge. So Jerry,
you know I’m really counting on you to come to this.
Jerry: Kramer, you know, I—
Kramer: No, Jerry, look I’m cooking all the food myself.
Elaine (reading): A tempting schmear of authentic Jewish delicacies.
Kramer: Do you like tsimmis?
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Wonder what Muslim speed dating would be like?