Posted on 10/20/2009 9:23:45 AM PDT by GQuagmire
We would herewith like to place a ban on the following words, phrases, and expressions, for reasons of overuse, offensiveness, or just because. Plus: Profanity alternatives!
Read more: http://www.esquire.com/features/funny-slang-language-dictionary/banned-words-1109#ixzz0UUgXOwS2
(Excerpt) Read more at esquire.com ...
I prefer “Nipply” to “Nippy”, as in “It IS a bit nipply out”
I’m a developer and sometimes I have to use c dash dash dash.
I know it’s poor coding but Esquire doesn’t need to get their panties all wee-wee’d up about it.
She always manages to do it when I'm around young women for some reason.
Is your SHIFT key broken?
Like most people, I am trying to cut down on swearing. But I slip and it comes out.
The other day I was trying to get something from the top shelf with a forktruck.I backed up and brought down a overhead light fixture on top of my head, showering me in glass, steel, rust and about forty years of bird droppings.A piece of glass went thru the safety cage and tore into my nose.
I let loose a stream of “F: bombs that impressed both of my bosses, both of them members of the Marines Corp. The big boss was so impressed with the volume of my tirade that he told me I should go to confession.
Swearing is a safety valve for stressful situations. A man shouldnt swear enough to strip the paint off a four poster bed, but it should be in everymans arsenal, unless he is religious.
Ditto. Trouser snake, maybe.
Your place looks FABULOUS
Do these pants make me look fat?
My wife and I are pregnant
I'd like a LIGHT beer, please
There's a lot of unnatural phrases for men
Great list, thanks for posting ;-)
Just a few more that came to mind:
"I just hate guns"
"Don't you just love the latest photo spread of President Obama in Time?"
"Michelle is truly a fashion icon"
"Why does he need such a big truck?"
"I don't mind paying higher taxes"
Any sentence suggesting that you know precisely what color 'mauve' is.
"I hated that old car....it had way too much horsepower"
"I'm proud to consider myself a Feminist"
"Of course gay people should marry and be treated equally in every way...what's wrong with that?"
"I wish that I could vacation in Cuba....Fidel is such an inspiration!"
"Stupid Americans!"
"I'm having trouble managing my hair"
That’s so gay.
I like small boobs. Actually, I like boobs period.
Irregardless, it’s a mute point.
basically, all wee-weed up.
That’s what SHE said.
Oh Snap!
Cursing is not ABOUT thought. If someone thinks about it, THEN uses a curse word, they sound lame. And gay. Cursing is about ejaculating the first bad words that come to mind, nad if you have to think, too late. It’s about being in the moment.
Orrr... somebody trying to cut back on his cussing by usign a substitute. I actually do that sometimes. F!!!!!
Thanks man.
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