Posted on 10/14/2009 11:23:11 AM PDT by Justaham
BOISE - A local high school math teacher has been arrested for obscene conduct in a public place.
Chuck McClure, Boise Police public information officer, says Kyle Dennis, 37, was arrested after multiple instances of "obscene live conduct" that took place at two Boise retail outlets starting in February of this year.
According to court documents, Dennis "knowingly engaged in obscene conduct...by manipulating his penis with his hands while walking around a Costco store with an erection."
The documents go on to say that Dennis performed the same behavior at the Costco on 2051 S. Cole Road as well as the Walmart on Overland in June.
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Sounds like a great candidate for Safe Schools CZAR!
Since he was an absent-minded math teacher, maybe he thought he was taking his slide rule out of his pocket.
Viagra strikes again.
Does Obama know that this guy will soon be available to join his administration?
in and out of his pocket. repeatedly.
AND NOW (to hijack this thread!!!) LOL
Hey, his actions were just as natural a BREAST FEEDING, so why arrest the guy??????
I mean, such behaviour is natural for groups our Pres. now advocates for.
Let the guy be himself!
Cleanup in Aisle 5...
errrrr . . . well, I guess things were uncomfortable for him and he had to make adjustments?
errrrr . . . well, I guess he needed to take things in hand?
Seriously, wonder if he practiced this in his classroom.
“Greg Sutton, a therapist at Warm Springs Counseling Center, says when an arrest involves a teacher, it can be difficult for students to talk about.”
Apparently it’s not all that difficult for students to talk about. It’s all over Facebook.
Oh to heck with it, I'm doing it anyway:
To get to the bottom of this, maybe someone needs to figure out what in Costco turns this guy on—LOL!
But what a statement about how exciting Costco is!!
Beat me to it.
PS: I like money. I can't believe you like money too.
hehehe
Hey, you know, what ever turns you on, even if it is Costco.
Sounds like he was trying to find a root.
“Seriously, wonder if he practiced this in his classroom.”
Only if he needed to count to 11.
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