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Teen turns burrito into deadly weapon, cops say
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| Don Germaise
Posted on 10/14/2009 7:31:05 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono
When burritos are outlawed, only outlaws will have burritos!!!
(and gas!!)
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posted on
10/14/2009 8:05:01 AM PDT
by
DustyMoment
(FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
To: DustyMoment
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posted on
10/14/2009 8:19:34 AM PDT
by
al_c
(http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
To: paulycy
Holy cow!!!!!!!!!!! It would take me a month to eat all of that!
To: JoeProBono
The police report is comedy gold.
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posted on
10/14/2009 8:48:29 AM PDT
by
doodad
To: JoeProBono
I can GENERATE a deadly weapon with a burrito, but it takes overnight.
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posted on
10/14/2009 8:49:38 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
To: JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows
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posted on
10/14/2009 8:51:42 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
To: Quick Shot
I’ve caused “damage” with a burrito, but it took hours....Try adding wing sauce - my old officemate could clear the place out an hour after lunch.
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posted on
10/14/2009 9:00:42 AM PDT
by
nina0113
To: JoeProBono
Addie followed the Dodge and called deputies. Calling the cops was the mistake. He should have just dragged the culprit from his vehicle and stomped the beans and rice out of him.
If more folks handled things that way, there would be a LOT LESS of this kinda crap.
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posted on
10/14/2009 11:03:54 AM PDT
by
PalmettoMason
(Half Honkey.....ALL Donkey! BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA! Mmm, Mmmm, Mmmmm!)
To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Re the comments: You folks are a gas.
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posted on
10/14/2009 11:09:02 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
To: goseminoles
Yes, by accident. I ordered three volcano tacos, but when I got home, they were the black jacks or whatever.
Nothing really exiciting, just a basic taco with sour cream.
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posted on
10/14/2009 11:14:20 AM PDT
by
alarm rider
(The left always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
To: Slings and Arrows
_______________________
Deadly Weapon?
Yeah, I'd say so.
The last burrito I ate also was a deadly weapon.
To: Alex Murphy
"Had to have been a Chipotle burrito. Nothing Taco Bell serves is large enough to do that kind of damage!"
http://www.videosift.com/video/South-Park-Chipotle-Away
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posted on
10/14/2009 4:33:08 PM PDT
by
rednesss
(fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
To: JoeProBono
Billy Mays here for Chipolteaway
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posted on
10/14/2009 6:58:48 PM PDT
by
KosmicKitty
(WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
To: JoeProBono
Assault Burritos have been banned in California.
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posted on
10/14/2009 7:18:38 PM PDT
by
choirboy
To: JoeProBono
Point of order: if no one was killed, the burrito wasn’t deadly.
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posted on
10/15/2009 5:44:55 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Yes, Chef!)
To: Xenalyte
Are you saying the victim is immortal? Give it time, X-woman; give it time...
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