Posted on 10/13/2009 3:10:51 PM PDT by JoeProBono
WHEN Johnie the croc wants walkies, her owner makes it snappy.
Johnie - a female - rules the roost at the Lowing home.
Her favourite time of the day is meal time, the Herald Sun reports.
"She's just like a cat or dog in that she knows when the fridge door opens there is a good chance of a snack, so she shuffles in for a feed," Vicki Lowing said.
Chicken wings are her favourite, along with whiting and red meat.
Ms Lowing said her son Andrew, 15, and Johnie, 13, experienced sibling rivalry.
"Sometimes Andrew goes to have a shower after school and Johnie's already in there and not keen to share the space," she said.
Andrew turns on the cold water tap and watches the cranky croc beat it....
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They think of Johnie as “family.”
One day Johnie is going to think of the family as “lunch.”
This will all end in tears.
And they won't be crocodile tears ;-)
"I think (these grizzly bears) have been misunderstood."
LOL! These people are insane. I could see an alligator but crocs are mean as he*ll.
Yep, that’s what happens when you voluntarily give up your spot at the top of the food chain.
This will end badly.
They should have gone with a Gator, we are much more friendly and we don’t mind sharing the shower.
It will. Someone needs to pull those kids outta there before they end up as a meal.
This woman has gone round the bend.
True stupidity is like a force of nature or a train wreck, it has a unstoppable quality to it. All a person can do is stand in awe.
The fact that the croc is cranky and barricades the bathroom is like a gun in the first act of a play. Foreshadowing....dumb de dumb dumb
The moonbat and her spawn will be lunch inside of a year. Bank on it.
They should have gone with a Gator, we are much more friendly and we don’t mind sharing the shower.
Words fail me......
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