Posted on 10/09/2009 2:37:20 PM PDT by Mr. Jazzy
A group of renowned world leaders have discovered that the previously known "Bridge To Nowhere" actually leads directly to Obama!
This shocking discovery was made by a collective of physicists, governmental analysts and folks standing in line outside of Cobo Hall in Detroit waiting for their stimulus money from Obama's "stash"! Researchers had previously denied that the bridge went anywhere, but since the Nobel Committee announcement, Obama is the center of the entire universe, it became obvious to all that this bridge MUST in fact lead to Obama.
Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, when reached on the satellite phone in remote North Outofthewayastan, was quoted as saying "WTF???" Bill Clinton, who had previously been working on his failed attempt to "build a bridge to the 21st century" could not be reached for comment.
Totally awesome.
prepare to be pulled. mods are getting ornery!
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