Posted on 10/09/2009 12:53:58 PM PDT by ez
Not since Jesus of Nazareth in the early days of history has there been such a rising star in the heavens.
Obama today, through the sheer force of his teleprompters, turned a bottle of water into a carafe of fine Merlot.
He'll be flyin to Paris later with his wife so he can drink while gazing at the Seine...Later this week he plans to feed all of Detroit from a few fishes and unleavened loaves of bread.
Awesome...
I can turn beer into urine. Do I get the Nobel?
He PARTED the water before he changed it into wine.......AFTER he WALKED on it. UNASSISTED TRIPLE PLAY!!
You have to share it with me...I staring making urine about 15 min ago...
darn! OK, I’ll have them split the check.
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