New details reveal "Face on Mars" is Barack Obama
Posted on 10/09/2009 12:48:21 PM PDT by SonOfDarkSkies
And invoking the name of Obama three times quickly and snapping your heels together is said to cause the appearance of a rainbow which, if followed to its very end, leads to Obama's personal stash of stimulus cash (and his hidden carton of Marlboro Lights).
POTUS smokes Newports. If word leaked that he was smoking Marlboros, he'd lose all of his street cred. They'd probably take away his Heisman, too.
I did not know the Newports conveyed street cred! Is that just a Chicago thing or coast to coast?
Coast to coast. But if you’re not looking for Nobel Trophy, messianic cred — if you don’t want people hitting you up for cash and salvation everywhere you go — a regular pack of Kools will work in a pinch. Stay away from the lights though. The street thinks light cigarettes are soft.
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