Posted on 10/09/2009 12:36:55 PM PDT by PanzerKardinal
NASA spokesperson Rachel McDonald stated in a press conference today, that President Barack Obama was the first man to step on the Moon.
McDonald stated, "Contrary to popular belief, it wasn't Neil Armstrong wasn't the first man to step on the Moon but was instead the President." She followed, "The first words he uttered were FIRE IT UP...READY TO GO!"
FIRE IT UP .... READY TO GO!
Too bad he didn’t stay
Got to cut back on the coffee a little bit. lol
He must have been in The Old Negro Space Program (A Not Ken Burns Documentary):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6xJzAYYrX8
Shown in the background is the what the United States will soon look like after Barry “Soros” Sortero is done with us.
He needs to wear a space suit?
At first I thought “They photoshopped the head way too big”
But then, maybe not....
In my history book (revised)it stated that upon landing gently on the lunar surface Comrade Kosmonaut Barack intoned “Hooston, that ride was off da’ chain.”
Man, I love this place and the talented people that come here.
Too funny...bwaahahaha.
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