Peter Griffin: "He's a real as Marky Mark's hog in Boogie Nights."
Posted on 10/09/2009 10:44:21 AM PDT by LRoggy
Coming on top of his surprise announcement of receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, it was announced by Warner Brothers studio that Barack Obama would be playing the role of Dirk Diggler in the remake of Boogie Nights.
First Lady Michelle Obama was quoted as saying "now America will see exactly why I fell for the guy. Talk about hung!"
Burt Reynolds turned down an offer to reprise his role as the film director. Both Al Gore and Michael Moore are vying for that role.
I’d like to see Megan Fox as rollergirl.
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