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Don Rickles Roasts The Dems
Theo Spark ^ | 9/30/2009 | Unk.

Posted on 10/09/2009 9:07:40 AM PDT by Signalman

Hello, dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint – A Saint Bernard. Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. Reid is so physically unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman look like Mr. T. and Reid’s so dumb, he makes Speaker Pelosi look like an intellectual. Nevada is soooo screwed! If I were less polite, I’d say Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful.

Speaking of the Speaker… Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity. Seriously, the Speaker may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. She really is an idiot. Madame Speaker… want to make twelve bucks the hard way? Pelosi says she’s not partisan, but her constituents call her Madame Pelossilini.

Charlie Rangel… still alive and still robbing the taxpayers blind. What does that make, six decades of theft? Rangel’s the only man with a rent-controlled mansion. He’s the guy who writes our tax laws but forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income! So why isn’t he the Treasury Secretary? Rangel runs more scams than a Nigerian Banker.

Barney Frank – he’s a better actor than Fred Flintstone. Consider… he and Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown and they’re not only not serving time with Bubba and Rodney, they’re still heading up the financial system!

Let’s all admit it… Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on novocain. How did this guy get elected? Oh, that’s right…. he’s from Massachusetts . That’s the state that elects Mr. Charisma, John Kerry — man of the people!

You know, if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open wine bottles with him. Here’s a news flash, Dodd: when your local newspaper calls you a “lying weasel”, it may be time to retire. Dodd’s involved in more shady deals than the Clintons . Even Rangel looks up to him!

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, I really respect you… especially given your upbringing. All you’ve overcome…. I heard your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it really works for you. Personally, I don’t think you’re a fool, but what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others?

As for President Obama, what can I say? They say President Obama’s arrogant and aloof, but I don’t agree. Now it’s true when you enter the room, you have to kiss his ring. I don’t mind, but he has it in his back pocket. His mind is open to new ideas — so open that ideas simply pass through it.

Obama lies so much, I was actually surprised to find out his first name really was Barack. Just don’t ask about his middle name! But Obama was able to set a record… he actually lied more in 60 days than Bill Clinton. As far as his administration — what with the tax cheat and lobbyists — well, in the words of Patches O’Houlihan, “It’s like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there.”

With all due respect.

FOR THOSE THAT VOTED FOR “HOPE AND CHANGE”… BEND OVER AND PREPARE.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: dems; rickles; roast

1 posted on 10/09/2009 9:07:40 AM PDT by Signalman
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To: Bobkk47

Don Rickles was at his best when he would guest star on shows like Get Smart and I Dream of Jeanie.


2 posted on 10/09/2009 9:15:50 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Bobkk47

Totally awesome - is this on video?


3 posted on 10/09/2009 9:16:44 AM PDT by jcsjcm (American Patriot - follow the Constitution and in God we Trust - Laus Deo)
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Hilarious............................LOVE IT! FUNNY AND SO TRUTHFUL. Thanks. After obama won that ridiculous award this morning, I needed a good laugh................!


4 posted on 10/09/2009 9:18:09 AM PDT by NoRedTape
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To: Bobkk47

LOL!!


5 posted on 10/09/2009 9:18:54 AM PDT by dixiebelle
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To: Bobkk47

The only guy that could insult Frank Sinatra and not get a visit from two guys named Tony. Don still has it!!


6 posted on 10/09/2009 9:19:03 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I will raise $2 million for Sarah Palin if she runs; What will you do?)
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To: massgopguy

He was also great on the Dean Martin Roasts.


7 posted on 10/09/2009 9:20:05 AM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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To: massgopguy

Don Riclkles was on Get Smart?????


8 posted on 10/09/2009 9:20:35 AM PDT by ChrisInAR (The Tenth Amendment is still the Supreme Law of the Land, folks -- start enforcing it for a CHANGE!)
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To: Bobkk47

It doesn’t sound like Rickles at all...I think it’s a fake.


9 posted on 10/09/2009 9:20:38 AM PDT by jessduntno (Tell Obama to STFU - Stop The Federal Usurpation.)
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To: massgopguy
Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint – A Saint Bernard.

It may be funny, but it is also true!

10 posted on 10/09/2009 9:23:56 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Vigilanteman

Do you need to put down papers (NYT and WashPo come to mind) for the dog on the LEFT.


11 posted on 10/09/2009 9:26:01 AM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15)
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To: Bobkk47

Funny stuff...


12 posted on 10/09/2009 9:32:37 AM PDT by PubliusMM (RKBA; a matter of fact, not opinion. 01-20-2013: Change we can look forward to.)
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To: PubliusMM

Let’s start a drive to produce a Don roasts the B show!


13 posted on 10/09/2009 9:41:20 AM PDT by norraad ("What light!">Blues Brothers)
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To: jessduntno
It doesn’t sound like Rickles at all...I think it’s a fake.

You make a good point. A lot of stuff is distributed on the Net and attributed to famous people like George Carlin, Andy Rooney, Bill Cosby, and others. Andy Rooney's supposed piece had him sounding like a right winger. Likewise Cosby (who was one of the accusers in the Tawana Brawley fraud).

14 posted on 10/09/2009 9:46:59 AM PDT by luvbach1 (Worse than we could have imagined.)
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