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Posted on 10/09/2009 5:51:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
What do these things have in common?
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: empty; ofst; silliness
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To: Ingtar; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Obama wins prize moments before we bombed the moon. There is something amusing and ironic in that. 
Obama: "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth moon shattering kaboom?!!!"
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:30:24 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Rush Limbaugh: "Obama's head is now so big, his ears fit!")
To: Lucky9teen
If you have five dollars and Barack Obama has five dollars, Barack Obama has more money than you.
There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Barack Obama’s computer. Barack Obama is always in control.
Apple pays Barack Obama 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Barack Obama can sneeze with his eyes open.
Barack Obama can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
Barack Obama is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Barack Obama destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Barack Obama can kill two stones with one bird.
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:41:43 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: Tatze
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:43:16 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Rush Limbaugh: "Obama's head is now so big, his ears fit!")
To: Lucky9teen
I have to tell you what's been happening to me.
Lately I have had two songs stuck in my head--Delilah and Green Green Grass of Home.
It's driving my crazy...all day and all night...Delilah, Green Green Grass of Home.
Yesterday I went to the doctor and told him what was happening.
He said, "You are suffering from Tom Jones-itis."
"Is that common," I asked?
"It's not unusual," he replied.
To: Lucky9teen
Barack Obama inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!!!
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:46:27 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Rush Limbaugh: "Obama's head is now so big, his ears fit!")
To: OnTheDress; Lucky9teen
His ego is too big to fail. < /banking analogy >
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:47:31 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Rush Limbaugh: "Obama's head is now so big, his ears fit!")
To: Lucky9teen
I think the whole FR site is a silliness thread today.
I’ve always thought that we should push the messiah kick to the extreme. Encourage them to overplay the Obama popularity, superhero, messiah theme.
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:54:47 AM PDT
by
listenhillary
(A "cult of personality" arises when a leader uses mass media creating idealized/heroic public image)
To: listenhillary; Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/09/2009 11:00:31 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Rush Limbaugh: "Obama's head is now so big, his ears fit!")
To: Daffynition; 444Flyer; MestaMachine
See #33, it’s great!!!!!! I wanna do that!!
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:01:24 PM PDT
by
Freedom2specul8
(I am Jim Thompson............................Please pray for our troops....)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:23:12 PM PDT
by
Freedom2specul8
(I am Jim Thompson............................Please pray for our troops....)
To: JoeProBono
WOW! That's the nicest gift I've ever received! Thank you!
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:26:57 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
To: OnTheDress
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:32:34 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(Brave amateurs....they do their part.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:55:30 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Lucky9teen
114
posted on
10/09/2009 1:00:10 PM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: ~Kim4VRWC's~; 444Flyer
NeverBam wins No Ball Peece Pies.
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posted on
10/09/2009 1:19:42 PM PDT
by
MestaMachine
(One if by land, 2 if by sea, 3 if by Air Force 1.)
To: MestaMachine; ~Kim4VRWC's~
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posted on
10/09/2009 2:15:47 PM PDT
by
444Flyer
("Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers."--Mignon McLaughlin)
To: Lucky9teen
I got this new deodorant stick. The instructions said, “Remove cap and push up bottom.” I can barely walk with it, but when I fart it smells really nice ...
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posted on
10/09/2009 2:17:14 PM PDT
by
unique
To: MestaMachine; ~Kim4VRWC's~; Saoirise; HollyB
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posted on
10/09/2009 2:27:40 PM PDT
by
444Flyer
("Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers."--Mignon McLaughlin)
To: Lucky9teen
All the heading needed was a Seinfeld show logo! Good job Lucky!
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posted on
10/09/2009 2:29:41 PM PDT
by
secret garden
(In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/09/2009 2:30:20 PM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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