Our brains hurts our brains.
Love these guys, always will. Life of Bryan is their best work in my opinion. I’m sure their harsh treatment of religion will bring out the Freeper thumpers for sure though.
But if we took out the bones, it wouldn’t be “crunchy” then, would it?”
- Crunchy Frog (and other confectionaries)
The Spanish Inquisition and Argument.
And there is the Gameshow shetch where the entire program is taken up by explaining the rules...
A moose once bit my sister!
THE CHEESE SHOP!!!!!!!!
Customer(after naming every type of cheese possible, only to find the cheese shop has none): “It’s not much of a cheese shop, is it?” Vendor: “Finest in the district, sir!” Customer: “Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.” Vendor: “Well, it’s so clean, sir.”
Customer: “It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese!”
Mr. Wiggin: ...I see. Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered philistine pig ignorance I’ve come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker’s cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement, you whining hypocritical toadies with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic secret handshakes. You wouldn’t let me join, would you, you BLACK BALLING BASTARDS!!!. Well I wouldn’t become a Freemason if you went down on your stinking knees and begged me.
Client 2: We’re sorry you feel that way but we did want a block of flats, nice though the abattoir is.
Mr. Wiggin: Oh sod the abattoir, that’s not important. (He dashes forward and kneels in front of them.) But if any of you could put in a word for me I’d love to be a mason. Masonry opens doors. I’d be very quiet, I was a bit on edge just now but if I were a mason I’d sit at the back and not get in anyone’s way.
Client 1: (politely) Thank you.
Mr. Wiggin: ...I’ve got a second-hand apron.
Client 2: Thank you.
(Mr. Wiggin hurries to the door but stops...)
Mr. Wiggin: I nearly got in at Hendon.
Client 1: Thank you.
Funny stuff. The Cheese Shop sketch is one of my all-time favorites. The typical day in the boring life of a big city stock broker was also pretty funny.
Some of my other favorites included:
The Spanish Inquisition;
Dead Parrot;
World’s Funniest Joke and Joke Warfare;
The space creatures that turned everybody into Scottsmen in order to win Wimbledon;
The Lumberjack Song
“I wanted to beeeee.. a LUMBERJACK!”
Nigerian email scammers tricked into performing Monty Pythons “Dead Parrot”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IQqd17p9_0
My hovercraft is full of eels.
...And now for something completely different...
"The Bishop"
"Spanish Inquisition"
"Upper Class Twit Of The Year"
"Argument Clinic"
"Funniest Joke In The World (the Killer Joke)"
.... just to rattle some off the top of me 'ead
Let me tell you, if you’re trying to get a bunch of youngsters moving and say: “Grab your egg n’ fours and let’s get the bacon delivered...” You’ll get some mighty strange looks.
Darn kids nowdays....