Posted on 10/02/2009 6:36:14 AM PDT by pickrell
Fill them in, guys...
Fine, you can stand by making ridiculous statements that are factually incorrect by just saying “I’ve said it, so it is.” YOU said it was a “crime” what David did. You said “Letterman’s case is yet to be determined” and this makes me think you have no idea what you are talking about. Letterman’s “case” isn’t about what Letterman did at all. In the “case”, as far as the District Attorney is concerned, Letterman is the victim. The blackmail had nothing to do with the staffer, it had to do with the staffer’s EX-BOYFRIEND.
“I don’t have all the facts, but it’s clear, uh, that David Letterman, uh, acted stupidly.”...just sayin’
>>> I can’t make any humorous connection between a squirrel with large nuts and “dangus.”
How about “Dangus Teabagger”
Think first four letters and switch “u” for “le”.
Think first four letters and switch “u” for “le”.
Oh yeah, then go look at that picture of the squirrel again.
I don’t care what kind of conservative rant David goes on, when Richard Simmons is on David Letterman, I AM WATCHING IT. That is about the funniest thing ever, ALWAYS. Richard is a nut anyway, but David’s reaction is hilarious and then Richard’s indignation is even funnier.
I’ll never forget when Richard’s shorty shorts were too short and he, uh, dangled. LOL
Yep, still can’t stand by your statement.
Thanks for the non-information.
That is HILARIOUS!! I love Ray Stevens, but this looks new.
The infomation is there. Seek and ye shall find.
Or maybe Think and ye shall find...
Just be glad we have important stuff like Letterman to worry about.
The best ones, IMO:
#10. Because the author of the “Top Ten List” is a “staffer.”
#9. It wasn’t “rape-rape.”
#8 What happens in Connecticut stays in Connecticut.
#7 It wasn’t on company time... just on their sofa.
#6 Because it’s Bush’s fault.
#5 Because Viagra stock just jumped 18 points.
#4 The left wing needs a constant supply of Palin jokes and nothing can be allowed to interfere with their addiction.
#3 Because this gives hope to all ugly guys with a gap in their teeth.
#2 Because he’s changing the name of his company to Worldwide No Pants.
And the #1 reason Letterman will get away with it…
Who in their right mind would admit to having sex with Letterman????
That's funny!
Only one reason matters. Letterman’s show pulls in tens of millions in profits for CBS each year.
It wasn’t “rape-rape”!
It wasn’t “rape-rape”!
1. Well, you don’t expect me to have sex the wife, do you? (shudder)
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.