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Cut Republicans out of Healthcare!
Salon.com ^ | September 30 2009 | Garrison Keillor

Posted on 09/30/2009 11:57:05 AM PDT by rahbert

Sept. 30, 2009 | Every so often, sitting down to your Cheerios, you open the New York Times to the crossword puzzle and find clues such as "_ Van Winkle" and "_ of 1812" and "Buried in Grant's Tomb" and you finish the thing in five minutes flat feeling brilliant and unappreciated, some sort of national treasure, and then you spend an hour searching for your glasses and car keys and that brings you down smartly to earth. For some reason, you've parked your glasses in the top drawer of the bureau next to the pewter soup spoons and the car keys in an earthenware vase atop the clavichord.

The easy crossword threw you off stride. Up here in the North we believe that adversity is a stimulus of intelligence, so we don't want our kids stuck in the slow track in school, putzing around in the shallows, trapped in boredom and lazy thinking. We want the schools to push them, make them write whole sentences and paragraphs, grapple with calculus, learn about the Renaissance, and all the more so if they're bound to become truck drivers. What is so disheartening about politics is the putzing around in the shallows. The sheer waste of time -- years, decades, spent on thrilling public issues in which the unconservative right fights tooth-and-nail against the regressive left and nothing is gained. It's like a tug-of-war between two trees.

The so-called cultural wars over abortion and prayer in the schools and pornography and gays, most of it instigated by shrieking ninnies and pompous blowhards, did nothing about anything, except elect dullards to office who brought a certain nihilistic approach to governance that helped bring about the disaster in the banking industry that ate up a lot of 401Ks, and all thanks to high-fliers in shirts like cheap wallpaper who never learned enough to let it discourage them from believing that they had magical powers over the laws of economics and could hand out mortgages by the fistful to people with no assets and somehow the sun would come out tomorrow. The anti-regulation conservatives enabled those people. We're still waiting for an apology.

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Buzz up!More Buzz up! Digg Facebook StumbleUpon RedditAnd now here comes the Supreme Court, about to rule in the case of a little plywood cross erected, as it turns out, on federal land in the Mojave Desert as a memorial to war dead -- could there be anything less pressing right now? But we shall have great legal minds wrangling over something that doesn't make a dime's worth of difference to anybody whomsoever.

Thirty-six years of bitter battle over Roe v. Wade and what has it gotten us? If the decision were overturned tomorrow, not much would change. The question would revert to the states, and some would permit the termination of pregnancy, others wouldn't. Meanwhile, the effect of the battle has been quite other than what the Catholic Church could have wanted, the unleashing of angry demons, the poisoning of the body politic.

Conservatives and liberals can agree on the basics -- that the nation wallows in debt, that it is shortsighted of the states to cut back on the most essential work of government, which is the education of the young, and that somehow we have got to become a more productive nation and less consumptive -- but the ruffles and flourishes of Washington seem ever more irrelevant to the crises we face. When an entire major party has excused itself from meaningful debate and a thoughtful U.S. senator like Orrin Hatch no longer finds it important to make sense and an up-and-comer like Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty attacks the president for giving a speech telling schoolchildren to work hard in school and get good grades, one starts to wonder if the country wouldn't be better off without them and if Republicans should be cut out of the healthcare system entirely and simply provided with aspirin and hand sanitizer. Thirty-two percent of the population identifies with the GOP, and if we cut off healthcare to them, we could probably pay off the deficit in short order.

It's time to dump the dead-end issues that have wasted too much time already. Old men shouldn't be allowed to doze off at the switch and muck up the works for the young who will have to repair the damage. Get over yourselves. Your replacements have arrived, and you should think about them now and then. Enough with the shrieking. Pass healthcare reform.

(Garrison Keillor is the author of "77 Love Sonnets," published by Common Good Books.)

© 2009 by Garrison Keillor. All rights reserved. Distributed by Tribune Media Services, Inc.


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Society
KEYWORDS: comesaround; whatgoesaround
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1 posted on 09/30/2009 11:57:07 AM PDT by rahbert
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LOL...maybe everyone should register with a party and get health care accordingly. Then we’ll see which system works!


2 posted on 09/30/2009 11:59:44 AM PDT by DonaldC (A nation cannot stand in the absence of religious principle.)
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What a steaming pile of flatulence.

I can just see him stumbling around in circles screaming in tongues while his underwear is around his ankles.


3 posted on 09/30/2009 12:00:31 PM PDT by OpusatFR (Those embryos are little humans in progress. Using them for profit is slavery.)
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To: rahbert

STFU, commie douchebag.


4 posted on 09/30/2009 12:01:14 PM PDT by bassmaner (Hey commies: I am a white male, and I am guilty of NOTHING! Sell your 'white guilt' elsewhere.)
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To: rahbert
Conservatives and liberals can agree on the basics [ . . . ] that it is shortsighted of the states to cut back on the most essential work of government, which is the education of the young

No. The most essential work of government is the enforcement of just laws that maintain order and restrain unjust violence from criminals and invaders.

The education of the young is the province of parents.
5 posted on 09/30/2009 12:05:02 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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Enough with the shrieking. Pass healthcare reform.

Let's have more Republican "shrieking"! Kill this health care scam!

6 posted on 09/30/2009 12:05:32 PM PDT by Sister_T
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To: rahbert

Keillor epitomizes the self-absorbed liberal.


7 posted on 09/30/2009 12:07:12 PM PDT by dirtboy
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Poor excuse for an opinion, but like some other things...everybody has one.

"Old men shouldn't be allowed to doze off at the switch and muck up the works for the young who will have to repair the damage. Get over yourselves. Your replacements have arrived, and you should think about them now and then. Enough with the shrieking. Pass healthcare reform. "

I simply hope he is not a republican...and, thank God, for older and wiser men and women. He must be a death culture Democratic Party member...just as soon kill off the elderly and unborn so he will have so-called free healthcare.

8 posted on 09/30/2009 12:07:32 PM PDT by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51. Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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Thirty-two percent of the population identifies with the GOP, and if we cut off healthcare to them, we could probably pay off the deficit in short order.

I work for my own health care, moron.

9 posted on 09/30/2009 12:07:56 PM PDT by dirtboy
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The anti-regulation conservatives enabled those people. We're still waiting for an apology.

Really. Last I checked, Fannie and Freddie played a major role in the financial meltdown, and they are infested with Democrats who resisted all efforts to reform them.

Last I checked, Chris Dodd is still a corrupt Democrat.

10 posted on 09/30/2009 12:09:44 PM PDT by dirtboy
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Garrison, you idiot, the whole point is just that, that those opposed to OBAMACARE (you are foolishly throwing them into a bag labelled “Republican”), WANT to “GET OUT”
of the “healthcare” that WE WILL ALL being forced to pay for, probably pretty much ultimately along the same lines now as who pays taxes. You want to see how well the Obamacare issue flies, on its own? Make it a proposal to be paid for ONLY by those who want it! The real title shoulda been “Leave Republicans (i.e., opponents to this Regime) OUT OF IT! YOU AND OBAMA CANNOT IMPOSE ANY OF THIS ON US!!


11 posted on 09/30/2009 12:10:10 PM PDT by supremedoctrine (The squeaky wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.)
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...believing that they had magical powers over the laws of economics and could hand out mortgages by the fistful to people with no assets and somehow the sun would come out tomorrow. The anti-regulation conservatives enabled those people.
Wow, don't bother letting those pesky little things like facts prevent you from flaunting your ignorance.
Could this clown be any more clueless?!
12 posted on 09/30/2009 12:10:55 PM PDT by astyanax (Liberalism: Logic's retarded cousin.)
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The so-called cultural wars over abortion and prayer in the schools and pornography and gays, most of it instigated by shrieking ninnies and pompous blowhards...

That's a laugh. Garrison Keillor is the poster child for pompous blowhards.

13 posted on 09/30/2009 12:11:13 PM PDT by Dahoser (The missus and I joined the NRA. Who says Obama can't inspire conservatives?)
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Thirty-two percent of the population identifies with the GOP, and if we cut off healthcare to them, we could probably pay off the deficit in short order.

If you really meant it, Mr. Keillor, I'd be game. But cut out must mean cut out. That means a refund of ALL my Medicare payments and no further withholding of same. I also expect a special Republican tax deduction box. Checking the box means that I will not get one dime of care from the government, but that I will be refunded that portion of my taxes that directly or indirectly pay for government medical programs at home and abroad.

After the ink dries on this deal, I'd like to discuss my retirement program.
14 posted on 09/30/2009 12:11:22 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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You hope he’s not Republican?
Keillor recently had a book published, which I didn’t read, but I’m sure it was much along the lines of this cute little meaningless essay, called “Home Grown Democrat”/


15 posted on 09/30/2009 12:12:01 PM PDT by supremedoctrine (The squeaky wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.)
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To: rahbert
Leave it to a Democrat to ignore the Constitution (14th Amendment “Equal Protection Clause”).
16 posted on 09/30/2009 12:13:09 PM PDT by HapaxLegamenon
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To: Dahoser

but he does it all in such a soft, uninsistent voice.....


17 posted on 09/30/2009 12:13:32 PM PDT by supremedoctrine (The squeaky wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.)
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I’m pretty sure he’s a leftish Dem. Some please let me know
if I’m mistaken..


18 posted on 09/30/2009 12:13:50 PM PDT by rahbert
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Normally his fiction is slightly more humorous than this. Must have been an off day.


19 posted on 09/30/2009 12:14:31 PM PDT by TruthBeforeAll (The Top 10 Most Murderous Cities (per capita) Are All Run By Democratic Mayors. - 2005 FBI Report)
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The stupid bastard! Kill off the GOP = kill off most of the health care innovators and providers. Then the DEMS will have to turn on each other to fight over the health care scraps.


20 posted on 09/30/2009 12:18:34 PM PDT by badgerlandjim (Hillary Clinton is to politics as Helen Thomas is to beauty.)
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