Posted on 09/28/2009 3:22:20 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
YOU'VE seen them as mythical beasts in the Chronicles of Narnia - now a village has been left shellshocked after the birth of a bizarre faun-like creature with the combined features of a man and a goat.
Bild reports the goat, which died just a few hours after birth in Lower Gweru, Zimbabwe, had a huge head and face which resembled a human as well as goat legs and a tail.
Villagers said the end product was so scary even dogs were afraid to go close to it. They burned the corpse fearing it was an evil sign.
"This is indeed a miracle that has never been witnessed anywhere," elder Themba Moyo said.
The goat's owner called police after the birth.
"It’s the first time that my goat did this. I have 15 goats and it’s this goat that gave me birth to most of them. My goats often give birth to sets of twins," he said.
The Zimbabwe Guardian reports that Midlands Governor and Resident Minister Jason Machaya is adamant the creature is the result of a coupling between man and goat.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailytelegraph.com.au ...
Was former President Clinton down that a way and no women around? Just wonderin’
>> And “no” the hideous, evil GoatBoy here is not photoshopped ...
GoatBoy is even more hideous in person - I came face to face with him just before the crowning of O’Bama in Denver. He’s tiny - probably not much over 5’ tall. His wife is just as scary.
LOL!
He’s also black and white, a liar and a “half-truther” and I STRONGLY SUSPECT that under careful inspection of his scalp, one would find a birthmark resembling 666.
I'd say this guy knows the owner of the goat well enough to be dogmatic in his statement
To borrow a line from “Predator,”
“You are one ugly MF!”
LOL!
Midlands Governor and Resident Minister Jason Machaya is adamant the creature is the result of a coupling between man and goat. and they'd know... they're prolly related
Child of Eliot Spitzer? Hugh Hefner?
Goat boy had to be close to the least funny thing SNL has ever done. And that’s quite a feat.
Great post! Every time I look at that photo I wonder howinell someone like that can have so much congressional influence.
It’s a poor deformed hydrocephalatic goat. Get over your case of vapours, Mr. goat herder.
The evil Waxman has been quietly massively destroying the US.
The concept was kind of funny, though they muffed the execution. The sketches went on too long.
Jim Breuer is a pain in general, but was Goat Boy really worse than Chris Kattan's "Mango," or Jan Hooks and Nora Dunn's lounge singers, or Will Farrell and Rachel Dratch as "Lovers," or Phil Hartman's "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer"?
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