[ShadowAce]

A canny young fisher named Fisher
Once fished from the edge of a fissure.
A fish with a grin
Pulled the fisherman in -—
Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fisher.

[ShadowAce]

A major, with wonderful force,
Called out in Hyde Park for a horse.
All the flowers looked round,
But no horse could be found;
So he just rhododendron, of course.

[Pharmboy]

There once was a lad named McNameter;
Whose mistress kept calling him amatuer;
She said: "Your technique
Is too rotten antique
And your rhythm's iambic pentameter."