~~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~~~~

[Lucky9teen]

Our President, Mr. Obama,
Governs with cool, never drama.
His sweet words can thrill,
But his policies kill.
Fine language won’t hide bloody trauma.


NATIONAL COMIC BOOK DAY

There once was a guy named Barack
Who loved to hear himself talk
He bought all the banks
Then wanted our thanks
Though he put all our children in hock



A mandate the Dems thought he’d get
More liberal than center, you bet
But we never knew
How badly He’d do
While piling up trillions in debt



Our president knows how to parse
Golden words into nebulous farce
But he makes the crowds swoon
And sing along with his tune
‘Cuz the media kisses his arse.



He promised us change and we got it
Though not quite the way that we thought it
To his left he owes debt
To his right, deep regret
And our kids will be broke cause we bought it.

[ShadowAce]

A bather whose clothing was strewed,

By winds that left her quite nude,

Saw a man come along,

And unless we are wrong,

You expected this line to be lewd.

[ShadowAce]

A young schizophrenic named Struther,

Who learned of the death of his Brother,

Said, “I know that its bad,

But I don’t feel too sad.

After all, I still have each other.”

[ShadowAce]

There was an old gent from Hyde

Who ate rotten apples and died.

The apples fermented

Inside the lamented

And made cider inside his inside.

[ShadowAce]

Said an ape as he swung by his tail,

To his offspring both female and male,

“From your offspring, my dears,

In a couple of years,

May evolve a professor at Yale.”

[ShadowAce]

God’s plan made a hopeful beginning,

But Man spoilt his chances by sinning;

We trust that the story

Will end in great glory,

But at present the other side’s winning.

[BibChr]

I love that.

[stephenjohnbanker]

LOL!

[ErnBatavia]

Write a limerick and come out and play

Wonder if Andrew Dice Clay is a FReeper....

[ShadowAce]

There once was an old man of Esser,

Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,

It at last grew so small

He knew nothing at all

And now he’s a college professor.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Man, you are “ripe” this morning!

[ShadowAce]

The limerick’s callous and crude,
Its morals distressingly lewd;
It’s not worth the reading
By persons of breeding -
It’s designed for us vulgar and rude.

[ShadowAce]

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I’ve seen
So seldom are clean -
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

[ShadowAce]

A young man from Timbucktoo

Whose limericks stopped at line two.

[Ingtar]

Write a limerick and come out and play,

is what ErnBatavia had to say.

I gave it a go

Though my mind is slow

and made the worst rhyme of the day!

[Pharmboy]

There once was a group known as Acorn,
Whose offices looked somewhat forelorn;
Then they were caught
By a camera that sought
To show why they needed our scorn.

[ShadowAce]

A certain young fellow named Bee-Bee
Wished to wed a woman named Phoebe.
“But,” he said, “I must see
What the clerical fee
Be before Phoebe be Phoebe Bee-Bee

[stephenjohnbanker]

Freeper Poster of the Day !

[ShadowAce]

A canner, exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his granny,
“A canner can can
Anything that he can;
But a canner can’t can a can, can he?”

[ShadowAce]

There was a dear lady of Eden,
Who on apples was quite fond of feedin’;
She gave one to Adam,
Who said, “Thank you, Madam,”
And then both skedaddled from Eden.