[ShadowAce]

A major, with wonderful force,
Called out in Hyde Park for a horse.
All the flowers looked round,
But no horse could be found;
So he just rhododendron, of course.

[llevrok]

There was a man named Sweeny
Who spilt some gin on his weenie
Not thought to be uncouth
He spilt some vermouth
and later slipped his wife a martini