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Microsoft to pitch Windows 7 via home parties
Apple Insider ^ | 9/23/2009 | Prince McLean

Posted on 09/24/2009 12:01:59 PM PDT by Swordmaker

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1 posted on 09/24/2009 12:01:59 PM PDT by Swordmaker
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The high point of the party will be a personal appearance by the Blue Screen of Death, who will autograph your new software.


2 posted on 09/24/2009 12:03:45 PM PDT by La Lydia
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Microsoft is promoting the release of Windows 7 by encouraging users to throw Tupperware-like house parties in celebration of the launch.

I'm going to hold a party...where we install Linux.

Oops, GNU/Linux...my bad.

3 posted on 09/24/2009 12:03:47 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 (So many Communists, so little time.)
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To: Swordmaker

Thanks to freeper Uri’el-2012 for the heads up!


4 posted on 09/24/2009 12:04:27 PM PDT by Swordmaker (Remember, the proper pronunciation of IE is "AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!)
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Microsoft should have the kids at B. Bernice Young Elementary School in Burlington, NJ sing about Windows 7. I hear you can teach those kids to sing about anything...
5 posted on 09/24/2009 12:06:55 PM PDT by weef
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6 posted on 09/24/2009 12:10:01 PM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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What if my computer has so much "fun" with installing Windows 7 that I have to carry it to the bathroom and hold its cables out of the way while it does an uninstall?
7 posted on 09/24/2009 12:12:43 PM PDT by KarlInOhio ("I can run wild for six months ...after that, I have no expectation of success" - Admiral Obama-moto)
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To: Swordmaker
What ARE these people looking at?


8 posted on 09/24/2009 12:17:25 PM PDT by LibFreeOrDie (Obama promised a gold mine, but will give us the shaft.)
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As opposed to Apple cult members that hold a religious service everytime Apple upgrades its OS, where they discuss such deep questions as “Will there be Macs in heaven?” and “Was the fruit on the Tree of Knowlege of Good and Evil really an apple or Apple computer?”


9 posted on 09/24/2009 12:17:28 PM PDT by Brookhaven (http://theconservativehand.blogspot.com/)
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What if my computer has so much "fun" with installing Windows 7 that I have to carry it to the bathroom and hold its cables out of the way while it does an uninstall?

I don't care who you are; that was funny!

10 posted on 09/24/2009 12:18:18 PM PDT by Egon (The difference between Theory and Practice: In Theory, there is no difference.)
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To: La Lydia

Windows 7 — The Tupperware of OS’s (tm)


11 posted on 09/24/2009 12:19:16 PM PDT by Still Thinking (If ignorance is bliss, liberals must be ecstatic!)
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I’ve been using using it for 2 months without a hiccup.


12 posted on 09/24/2009 12:21:10 PM PDT by rahbert (When you're hot, you're hot, When you're not, you're not.)
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[facepalm] Talk about tone deaf. They want people, FOR FREE, to make themselves look like fools for pitching a commercial product at a party they invited friends to, and like dorks because that product is an OS. I can’t believe people would be stupid enough to think that would work.


13 posted on 09/24/2009 12:22:13 PM PDT by Still Thinking (If ignorance is bliss, liberals must be ecstatic!)
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Be sure and watch the official “how to throw a Windows 7 party” video before hosting your very own Windows 7 party.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cX4t5-YpHQ

Not to be confused with the official Internet Explorer 8 O.M.G.I.G.P. (”Oh My God I’m Gonna Puke”) video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB9fhjnJcB0


14 posted on 09/24/2009 12:26:03 PM PDT by kennedy (I'm a Kennedy with no experience or qualifications too! Where do I sign up for MY Senate seat?)
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This is too funny! My son is a techie and wanted to do this party for the free software and he heard there will also be 32 laptop winners. I didn’t read that in this write up, but that’s what he stated.

He just informed me two days ago that he was one of the chosen ones and will be hosting a party at home in a couple of weeks. He’s away at college and his dorm room is not large enough. Oh the joys!


15 posted on 09/24/2009 12:26:58 PM PDT by jcsjcm (OBAMA = One Big Awful Mistake America)
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Windows 7 party in my pants!

Scratch that, too many bugs.


16 posted on 09/24/2009 12:27:35 PM PDT by Gomez (killer of threads)
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We have been using W7 on developer test stations for months. This is a strong OS. Resource consumption appears to be lower than XP and it is extremely stable. There have been a few backward compatibility issues, but not many.

So many people love bashing MS because they think it makes them look hip and tech savvy. This will be a strong OS. Having a party for it is idiotic though.
17 posted on 09/24/2009 12:28:36 PM PDT by Codeflier (We just had 8 more years of a democrat president in office, we already know what happens!)
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To: ShadowAce

Can you get Tupperware too?


18 posted on 09/24/2009 12:30:35 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Still Thinking

Face palm yourself again. Women are asked to these parties all the time with Tupperware, lingerie, candles, cosmetics, jewelry, on the same bizarre premise. My policy is to always have a previous engagement when I am invited.


19 posted on 09/24/2009 12:34:20 PM PDT by La Lydia
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To: LibFreeOrDie
What ARE these people looking at?

goatse Pictures, Images and Photos

20 posted on 09/24/2009 12:34:37 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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