Posted on 09/23/2009 8:37:52 AM PDT by JoeProBono
California has a new star, the Eastern Pacific black ghostshark.
But the newly identified species prefers to stay out of the sun—and the spotlight. And with a club-like sex organ on its forehead, the male ghostshark isn't likely to get any leading man roles.
Pictured alive underwater (top) and preserved in a museum collection (bottom), the new ghostshark uses winglike fins to "fly" through its dark habitat, thousands of feet deep off the coasts of California and Mexico's Baja California peninsula, a new study says. (See map.)
The ghostshark seems to have flown under the scientific radar too. Since the 1960s experts have been finding specimens of the strange, 3-foot-long (0.9-meter-long) fish, which ended up nameless in museum collections around the world.
It wasn't until after a team recently searched through shelves of "dead pickled fish" that the Eastern Pacific black ghostshark was recognized as its own new species, said study co-author Douglas Long, chief curator in natural sciences at the Oakland Museum of California>. The specimens' unique proportions, precisely measured, gave the fish away as a separate species of ghostshark.
Ghostsharks in Chimerical Company
The shark-like animal belongs to the mysterious and little-studied chimeras, perhaps the oldest group of fish alive today.
These "living fossils" branched off from sharks about 400 million years ago. They may have survived by adapting to extreme deep-sea environments, Long said.
They’re going to call it the “Willius Clintouius Erectus.”
And designed by a woman.
Possibly.....Bubbas Erectus?
I still don’t see what makes him so attractive to some people.
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Or giving head....
When I read the title of this post,I thought of Barney Franks.Only difference is that it’s someone else’s sex organ on his head.
And Deuce Bigalow...
This thread started out in a death spiral, and had picked up velocity...
I know I am probably not the first, but the term “dickhead” really applies here doesn’t it?
Richard Head.
Reminds me of a joke:
Why was the man so melancholy after his midget girlfriend broke up with him?
He was nuts over her.
Yeppers. This one's doomed. ROFL!
Give new meaning to the term “peckerhead”
***Here’s one for the not-a-ping list, it’s already turning into a witticism festival.
No wonder the bottom one looked sick. He’s a dead head.
Short sighted and needed to get closer to his “work”!
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