"I bet she does....I bet she does....nudge nudge wink wink...."
Posted on 09/18/2009 12:27:32 PM PDT by pissant
A SCUNTHORPE man who admitted bruising his wife's buttocks with a slipper, claimed she had developed an interest in spanking, North Lincolnshire Magistrates' Court heard.
Rebecca Dolby, prosecuting, said the assault took place on August 9, at the Eastfield Road home of Mark and Rebecca Gibbons.
"Mark Gibbons found a message on her computer, relating to her having conversations with other men," she said.
"He keeps a sandal at the side of the bed," she said.
Gibbons pushed his wife onto the bed and used the cork-soled sandal to assault her.
Mrs Gibbons protested about the assault, declaring: "Ow - it really hurts," she continued.
When questioned about the offence, Gibbons claimed his wife was interested in spanking.
"He said his wife had started going into chat rooms on the Internet and she had seemingly got interested in spanking. He said she said 'I need punishing'," Miss Dolby stated.
Gibbons told officers he was not happy about the situation and had discouraged her from using the Internet.
And he claimed he had slippered her on the two previous nights without any complaint.
He admitted assaulting her on the night in question.
In a victim impact statement, Mrs Gibbons said the defendant had made her life a misery and he had made her feel like a prisoner in her home.
But District Judge Daniel Curtis noted she had attended at a previous hearing and said she wanted him to be allowed to return to their address.
(Excerpt) Read more at thisisscunthorpe.co.uk ...
“He said she said ‘I need punishing’,” Miss Dolby stated. “
He blinded her with science...
And he claimed he had slippered her on the two previous nights without any complaint. Isn’t that just like a woman??
Thanks a lot, now I got that d—n song in my head.
Did a double take on the url, the town, and the paper.
Anyone living there should probably get a pass.
“Oh no... please don’t.... STOP!!” :)
"I bet she does....I bet she does....nudge nudge wink wink...."
“Assault man”? Who writes this stuff?
Whip me beat me I need love
Slap me with your Playtex glove
Whips and chains is what I like
Love to hear that leather at night
Sounds like a D-list comic book villain.
Sounds like a successful setup by the loving wife.
Now his life is destroyed, and she’ll go on to enjoy more S&M while claiming she’s compelled to self-degredation because of his abuse of her.
I wonder what his net worth... was.
A risque “lords of acid” song comes to mind.
(I’m not sure if anyone here will get that reference. We’ll see I suppose)
A huge variety of spanking paddles are available online.
LOL!
Visual evidence needed.....
BOW CHICKA BOW BOW
He hit her with technology...
“Good heavens Miss Sakamoto - you’re beautiful!”
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