Alert in US over hybrid 'man-eating' pythons

news ^ | 17 September 2009

[JoeProBono]

[PzLdr]

They swallow you AFTER they constrict you. Kind of like being in a car crusher aftergetting whacked by the Paisanos. Except you’re not dead when you go into the crusher.

The upside is you do escape. As python poop.

[Richard Kimball]

Welcome to Jurassic Park.

[Doctor Don]

One taste of Obammy and they will.............

[JoeProBono]

[11Bush]

Actually I believe that all snakes wee-wee but instead of pooping they barf.

[China Clipper]

If they swallow you whole it might not be that bad - at least not as bad as if they chewed you up. You’d at least have a chance of escaping.

Hmm. not entirely true. You would be mashed and kneaded like bread dough, THEN devoured.

Not much of a chance IMHO...

[Polynikes]

Looks like a candidate for the $50,000 Roosevelt Prize ie: any snake caught alive over 30 ft.

[green pastures]

Introductions here
theFIRMbss meet Haiku Guy...
and the reverse, too

[SunkenCiv]

The capture of five African rock pythons near an Everglades already teeming with the gentler Burmese pythons has experts worried about "hybrid vigor" -- a phenomenon that occurs when interbreeding uncorks volatile recessive genes, passing traits such as aggression onto the offspring

[dragonblustar]

If you would like to be On or Off the Crypto Ping List, please let me know.

Thanks, Dragonblustar

[brytlea]

But then you miss things like this:

[brytlea]

I thought hyrbids were the GREEN way to go?

[Redcitizen]

You’re gonna need a bigger mouse.

[Redcitizen]

Caption for the Picture: the snake says “Hey y’all; watch me make like a tree and leave!”

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

You gonna use it from the inside out?

[Redcitizen]

Note to self: “If you have to enter the Everglades, pack a couple of shotguns loaded with #4 buckshot for close encounters.”

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

Capture them and deliver C.O.D. to 1600 PA Ave.

[FredZarguna]

Actually, I think that might be able to stop a hybrid right through the radiator...