~~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~~~~

http://www.fredstates.com/ ^

[Lucky9teen]

Here are some great bumper sticker slogans, which can also be used for Tea Party signs!!

Apathy A Conflict of Disinterest

All Politics is Loco

All Weapons Are Boomerangs

Ban Censors Don’t Let ___ Stop___

Bread Not Bombs Flour Power - It’s the Yeast We Can Do

Bread Not Bombs We Knead the Dough

Exercise the First Amendment - Use It or Lose It

Guns Don’t Kill People - People Who Teach Violence Do

Got Justice - got milk parody

Got MLK - Martin Luther King Jr - got milk parody

Give Peas a Chance

W e..........
A re.........
R ight......
N ow.......
I mitating
N azi........
G ermany.

Globalization IS the Problem

 AMERICA LAND OF THE FREE Just better pay your fees, fines, not possess any guns & ammo, be ready to show your papers and keep your damn mouth shut



Aim for Liberty Get Informed
Or Soon You Won't Be Able To Aim At All

The Most Disturbing Thing? The Bible Told Us This Would All Come To Be... Believe It Or Not!

Justice Is No Yoke - Isaiah 58:6

Know Obama - No Obama

I'm Not PC I'm Not Metro I'm Not A Feminized Male - Deal With It!

the NWO
has WON
they OWN
you NOW
Unless We Unite And Stand Together Against It

OBAMA - As Sincere As A Handshake From A Pimp

Love Your Enemies - It Really Messes with Their Minds

Believe In God Not Religion It's More Peaceful

Remember If They're For One-World, We're Not Included

I Act Like This 'Cause I'm Seeing It Clearer Than You

No Borders No Culture No Country - Is That Really What You Want?

Megamilitarindustrialism - Republidemotician - Mexiamericana = New Speak For The New World Order

Pacifism - A Way of Life - Man Does Not Die By Bled Alone

Profits Have Foretold Many Wars

Politician: noun - a subset of humanity addicted to power like whorish trashed-out junkies geezing a last wilted vein

Just Think...You Could Have Voted For Ron Paul And Still Had A Country

The Only Way We're Getting A Fence Is When They Finally Lock Us In

If They Keep Eating Away At The Constitution We'll Only Be Left With THE CON...

Popular Vote
52.9% Bush-Dark
45.7% Bush-Lite
1.4% Other
How's That Working Out For Ya?

I Would Rather Die The Quick Death Of A Patriot Than Perish Slowly As A New World Order Slave



Power Requires Consent

Peace Veteran - We are Known by Our Convictions

Resistance is Feudal

The Best Things in Life are Not Things

The FBI Bugs Me

The Pun is Mightier Than the Sword - Hit em in the Groan

War is All the Rage

DNC Pledge of Allegiance - Why Plague Leeches to the Flag Unguided Statesmen of America

War Travels By Night and Bidet

Whose Taxes Would Jesus Cut - Rich or Poor?

Will Work for Change

You Have the Right to Remain Silent But I Wouldn’t Recommend It

 

[ShadowAce]

That was hysterical!

[CougarGA7]

Cremation has taken place

Sounds like he burst into flames all on his own.

[ErnBatavia]

Jawdropping.....I think I'd rather endure Shatner doing "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Ar79f8aN8

[dragonblustar]

[ErnBatavia]

You’re on fire today, Lady!

[ErnBatavia]

Ping to #57....

[Lucky9teen]

The rest of the world cannot understand how, after bitter election campaigns, American politicians can kiss and make up. Governor Sarah Palin is doing her part to do just that. For instance, she has invited to her great state of Alaska the men who defeated her - Barack Obama and Joe Biden, along with their wives. She has set up a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment and hired three prominent experts in their field to assist them.

Dick Cheney will carry the gun, Ted Kennedy (sorry, he won’t be able to make it) will drive them back to their cabins each evening, and Bill Clinton will entertain their wives.

Sarah is such a good sport! She thinks of everything!

[Lady Jag]

You’re on fire today, Lady!

You can bet this van would be on fire if it entered some cities.

[Pan_Yan]

Oh yeah? I’ll see your “Shatner Sings the Beetles” and raise you a “Kirk Climbing the Mountain.” This one may make you need therapy. As a matter of fact, I’m just posting the link. I can’t watch it again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ

[ErnBatavia]

Oh yeah? I’ll see your “Shatner Sings the Beetles” and raise you a “Kirk Climbing the Mountain.”

Batavia folds as he falls whimpering to the floor.

[Pan_Yan]

My wife watched that. She really didn't want to speak to anyone for several hours afterwords. It came from one of the most disturbing threads I've seen in a while:

Star Trek Cologne Released To Attract Other Trekkies

[Monkey Face]

Ya know? No matter how many times I read that joke, it’s STILL funny!!

[Monkey Face]

*thud*
:can’t breathe:

[a fool in paradise]

"Weird", IMHO, is "communicating" via slogans pasted to a crash mitigation device of a motor vehicle.

Since a number of accidents these days are caused by Driving-While-Texting, perhaps these reading addicts will focus their eyes on the car ahead of them IF there is a bumper sticker affixed to it.

[a fool in paradise]

That’d make a good modern folk song...

“Where have all the Obama stickers gone?”

[a fool in paradise]

Amy Bin Goodman incited so much rage in him it lead to several heart attacks.

He is survived by a turtle named Skinhead.

THE END.

[a fool in paradise]

Suprised this one has not been posted yet (or if it has the hosting service is blocked where I am):

[absolootezer0]

Since a number of accidents these days are caused by Driving-While-Texting, perhaps these reading addicts will focus their eyes on the car ahead of them IF there is a bumper sticker affixed to it.

nope.. do you know how many people there are that start tailgating to get close enough to read them, and don't see your brake lights until they've hit you?

[Mind Freed]

Gotta love that Sarah Palin...

Best thing I've read in a long time...

[a fool in paradise]

I’m going to take to putting the stickers on the brakelights. “IF-U-CAN-READ-THIS-UR-2-CLOSE!”