Posted on 09/10/2009 2:18:16 AM PDT by tlb
Product Description From the Manufacturer This hand dyed tee shirt features a stunning screen print graphic on a preshrunk, 100% cotton tee. Dyed and printed by The Mountain. The Mountain uses only environmentally friendly inks and dyes, to bring you an incredibly durable and comfortable garment
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By B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern" (New Jersey, USA) -
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
2,941 of 3,002 people found the following review helpful: 5.0 out of 5 stars May 19, 2009 By overlook1977 (Raleigh, NC United States)
Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.
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This might take over the internet.
humor ping!
Amazon ran with this meme. Good for business. It makes me wonder if it was an Amazon employee responsible for the review. It’s still pretty funny.
I almost ordered one, but wifey might have gotten mad with women attacking me all the time.
Check out some of the “what other people bought”
http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=pd_sbs_a_13
I once saw a picture online of a t shirt bearing a realistic portrait of two wolves. From one wolf’s muzzle was a word balloon reading, “Wolf shirts are so lame”, to which the other wolf replies,”Tell me about it.” I really wish I had bought that shirt. :-(
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