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When he's eventually eaten let's hope he doesn't take someone with him like Treadwell did.
1 posted on 09/02/2009 10:18:30 AM PDT by jazusamo
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To: george76; girlangler; Flycatcher; SunkenCiv
"You know something is about to explode when a grizzly comes in," Vandergaw said.

Yep!

2 posted on 09/02/2009 10:23:38 AM PDT by jazusamo (But there really is no free lunch, except in the world of political rhetoric,.: Thomas Sowell)
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To: jazusamo
Leave the bears alone you fool!......
3 posted on 09/02/2009 10:25:11 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: jazusamo

This can’t end well...


4 posted on 09/02/2009 10:25:31 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: jazusamo
You are referring to Timothy Snackwell, I assume.

It saddens me that the actual Snackwell product is no longer made, and my joke thus gets less funny with the passage of time.

Kinda like the passage of Timothy through the bear's upper and lower G.I. tract, I guess.

5 posted on 09/02/2009 10:25:39 AM PDT by I Buried My Guns
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To: jazusamo

This could be the best possible “Mother-in Law” vacation trip!


6 posted on 09/02/2009 10:28:19 AM PDT by montomike (Politics should be about service and not a lucrative, money-making opportunity!)
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To: jazusamo

The prob;lem is that bears with no fear of humans are trouble. It can get humans and bears killed. The damned fools around here feed gators, the gators scare someone and have to be killed.


10 posted on 09/02/2009 10:40:25 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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They’ll be finding bits of him in a necropsy on one of his buddies one day. Like the famous Czechoslovakian scientist a few years ago who turned up missing, and when they found two grizzlies nearby they shot the bigger one because the Czech’s in the male...


13 posted on 09/02/2009 10:44:16 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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14 posted on 09/02/2009 10:44:34 AM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: jazusamo
By not carrying a gun he has left himself no recourse when the SHTF.

I hope I never go soft.

My Dad who taught me how to hunt and has been my hunting partner my entire life has gone soft. He started feeding deer and they have become pets.

He doesn't hunt anymore and it is sad.

I am at the top of the food chain and a carnivore for life until God says otherwise.

15 posted on 09/02/2009 10:46:53 AM PDT by Manic_Episode (Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
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To: jazusamo

According to the movie made of him, Treadwell lasted 12 summers with the bears. On the unlucky 13th year he made the mistake of returning to bear country in the fall.


20 posted on 09/02/2009 10:55:48 AM PDT by decimon
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To: jazusamo; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
bear enthusiast Charlie Vandergaw

"Enthusiast" = "Bear chow on the hoof."


24 posted on 09/02/2009 11:21:58 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: jazusamo

Gloomy, an abandoned little bear, is rescued by Pitty (the little boy). At first, he is cute and cuddly, but becomes more wild as he grows up. Since bears do not become attached to people like dogs by nature, Gloomy attacks Pitty even though he is the owner. So Gloomy has blood on him from biting and/or scratching Pitty. The Gloomy with blood is called Chax Colony Edition.

28 posted on 09/02/2009 11:40:53 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Kennedycare?Recall that "Animal Farm" begins with a Socialist Revolution to honor Big Major's legacy)
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To: jazusamo

Never, ever voluntarily give up your spot at the top of the food chain.


31 posted on 09/02/2009 11:44:37 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: jazusamo

When he gets eaten, lets hope he isn’t praised and lauded by the idiots out there who think he’s communing with nature.

He’s choosing to ignore the basic fact that a Grizz is an apex predator and man is weak, slow prey bereft of claw and fang.

In other words, he is a fool.


32 posted on 09/02/2009 11:45:44 AM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Warning: Sarcasm/humor is always engaged. Failure to recognize this may lead to misunderstandings.)
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To: jazusamo

i think I have heard this one before.


33 posted on 09/02/2009 11:45:53 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: jazusamo

They won’t call him Scatman Charlie for nothing someday.........


34 posted on 09/02/2009 11:46:30 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (Extreme right-winged mob terrorist astroturfing bitter clinging racist birther evilmongering wingnut)
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To: jazusamo

Someone should live with ptarmigans. They are tamed and cute. Only problem is they are not well known because of rabbits keep them down.


46 posted on 09/02/2009 1:23:43 PM PDT by Ptarmigan (God Hates Bunnies. God Loves Ptarmigans)
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