Posted on 08/30/2009 4:53:34 AM PDT by RU88
CARNEYS POINT TWP. -- A Salem woman was arrested at a motel here recently after police said she allegedly rubbed human feces on her boyfriend's room and car door handles during a domestic dispute, police said.
Tamesha F. Telfair, 34, of Yorke Street in the city, was charged with two counts of criminal mischief as a result, along with burglary and simple assault, police said.
Police said Telfair was taken into custody at the Friendship Motor Lodge around 12:38 p.m. on Aug. 20. Authorities said her friend allegedly defecated in a bag, which she allegedly used to wipe on the surfaces.
She was released on her own recognizance pending court.
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I suspect she's too fat to hold a bag to her anus with either hand.
LOL it was.
Agreed...
Now I'm going out on a limb here... granted what she did was disgusting and repulsive, and a minor health hazard... but illegal??? Criminal??? There are lots of acts that are disgusting and repulsive, and even health hazards. Should they all be made illegal as well??
Was it mischief? Yes. Criminal mischief? I dunno...
I wonder if rubbing poison ivy leaves in underwear would qualify also?
Just what we need: The Poop Statues, and the Poison Ivy Statutes, and the Sneezing into Clean Laundry Statutes, and the Leaving Boogers Laying Around Statutes.... Anyway, IMO it ought to be a civil matter, not a criminal one.
That said, she also got hauled in for burglary and assault, so clearly the poopy handles were only part of the overall conflict...
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
This girl messed up. She should be accusing a local district attorney and police chief of putting the crap on the car.
I wonder if she feels relief after a stunt like that.
I wonder what that would look like. Would it be of the "scratch & sniff" variety?
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