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Salem woman arrested for allegedly rubbing feces on boyfriend's door handles
Today's Sunbeam ^
| Wednesday August 26, 2009
| Unknown
Posted on 08/30/2009 4:53:34 AM PDT by RU88
CARNEYS POINT TWP. -- A Salem woman was arrested at a motel here recently after police said she allegedly rubbed human feces on her boyfriend's room and car door handles during a domestic dispute, police said.
Tamesha F. Telfair, 34, of Yorke Street in the city, was charged with two counts of criminal mischief as a result, along with burglary and simple assault, police said.
Police said Telfair was taken into custody at the Friendship Motor Lodge around 12:38 p.m. on Aug. 20. Authorities said her friend allegedly defecated in a bag, which she allegedly used to wipe on the surfaces.
She was released on her own recognizance pending court.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: feces
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You can't make this stuff up people! Talk about keepin it classy!
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posted on
08/30/2009 4:53:34 AM PDT
by
RU88
To: RU88
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posted on
08/30/2009 4:55:58 AM PDT
by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: RU88
Is this a form of “keepin’ it real”?
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posted on
08/30/2009 4:56:54 AM PDT
by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: RU88
her friend allegedly defecated in a bagAiding and a butting?
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posted on
08/30/2009 4:58:39 AM PDT
by
csvset
To: SIDENET
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posted on
08/30/2009 4:59:24 AM PDT
by
csvset
To: RU88
Don’t they KNOW that you’re supposed to light the bag on fire, ring the doorbell and run?
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posted on
08/30/2009 5:10:02 AM PDT
by
J40000
To: csvset
I suppose she had a friend defecate in the bag because she figured that her sh*t doesn't stink. Especially like the part where it says she's apprehended at the Friendship Motor Lodge. Scratch Carneys Point off the list of 1000 places to see before I die.
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posted on
08/30/2009 5:15:20 AM PDT
by
RU88
(Bow to no man)
To: RU88
That was a really dumb thing to do. Rubbing a few poison ivy leaves inside his underwear would have been so much more effective.
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posted on
08/30/2009 5:15:32 AM PDT
by
fso301
To: RU88
I’m sure that she’s a really nice person, aside from the whole feces thing.
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posted on
08/30/2009 5:17:44 AM PDT
by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: RU88
She had a “crappy” boyfriend?
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posted on
08/30/2009 5:24:55 AM PDT
by
nevergore
("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
To: RU88
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posted on
08/30/2009 5:25:42 AM PDT
by
savedbygrace
(You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
To: RU88
IMO this is a poo-poo charge and the police seem to be acting a little anal regarding the letter of the law.
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posted on
08/30/2009 5:36:27 AM PDT
by
Shqipo
(A whiff of blowback is in the air.)
To: RU88
Tamesha’s boy friend should rub her face in it just like one trains a puppy.
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posted on
08/30/2009 5:36:52 AM PDT
by
Vaduz
To: RU88
I suppose she had a friend defecate in the bag because she figured that her sh*t doesn't stink.Either that or she's just very anal.
To: SIDENET
She was feeling poopy that day.
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posted on
08/30/2009 5:38:46 AM PDT
by
savedbygrace
(You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
To: savedbygrace
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posted on
08/30/2009 5:41:17 AM PDT
by
Red in Blue PA
(If guns cause crime, then all of mine are defective!)
To: RU88
Have you seen her ride?
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posted on
08/30/2009 5:46:57 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
To: Red in Blue PA
Kudos. Very few people know that word.
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posted on
08/30/2009 5:51:17 AM PDT
by
savedbygrace
(You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
To: RU88
No pics of her yet, but with a name like Tamesha, I doubt she’s Irish.
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posted on
08/30/2009 5:59:00 AM PDT
by
scoobysnak71
(Just a National Security Threat, trying to get a nut.)
To: RU88
Uuuummmm, yeah, that would definitely mean its over — There isn’t a hallmark card for that one is there...
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posted on
08/30/2009 6:03:48 AM PDT
by
areukiddingme1
(areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
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