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Police baffled as dozens of 'suicidal' cows throw themselves off cliff in the Alps
dailymail.co.uk ^ | August 29, 2009 | Mail Foreign Service

Posted on 08/28/2009 10:51:46 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

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To: Free ThinkerNY

Instant ground beef.


21 posted on 08/28/2009 11:04:30 AM PDT by OCCASparky (Steely-Eyed Killer of the Deep)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Was the moon a little lower than usual on those nights?


22 posted on 08/28/2009 11:06:17 AM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: Wardenclyffe

“Suicidal cow ping.”

Ah. I thought that was the ManBearPig disease in the pic.


23 posted on 08/28/2009 11:06:19 AM PDT by ScottinVA (I remember Jack Kennedy... Jack Kennedy was a President of mine.. and Teddy, you're no Jack Kennedy!)
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To: Red in Blue PA
you've gone and busted my bubble.

not that I'd believe it just 'cause it was on Snopes...

24 posted on 08/28/2009 11:06:55 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand
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To: Free ThinkerNY
What?....No bovine opthamologists in town?....
25 posted on 08/28/2009 11:10:05 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: OCCASparky
Even the Wall Street Journal reported this: "Cattle Futures Reach Peaks, Then Plunge Abroad!
26 posted on 08/28/2009 11:11:11 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: JoeProBono

LOFL!


27 posted on 08/28/2009 11:13:22 AM PDT by KevinB (Those who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.)
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To: NormsRevenge

Enviro wackies must be thrilled-—less belching cows to contribute methane gas for ozone depletions. Unfair that they didn’t get end of cowlife counseling cowever!


28 posted on 08/28/2009 11:14:35 AM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
The news that Obama won the election, just made it to the cows.
29 posted on 08/28/2009 11:14:36 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Just say no to Soylent Green health care)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Did Chik-Fil-A’s stock tank?


30 posted on 08/28/2009 11:19:47 AM PDT by manic4organic (We Are S0 Screwed)
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To: WayneS

Actually I’m thinking it’s some punk aliens in their ufo’s doing an updated version of cow tipping....haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Talk about raising the steaks.....I mean stakes!


31 posted on 08/28/2009 11:27:23 AM PDT by Puckster
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To: Free ThinkerNY; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...

WHEN COW TIPPING GOES WRONG???.......PING!!!


32 posted on 08/28/2009 11:33:18 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

“WHEN COW TIPPING GOES WRONG??”

Right now as we speak, gypsies are migrating to the bottom of the cliff. There will be fresh meat in the local market tomorrow.


33 posted on 08/28/2009 11:37:56 AM PDT by Puckster
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To: Free ThinkerNY

34 posted on 08/28/2009 11:39:24 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Maybe they were possessed by demons.


35 posted on 08/28/2009 11:39:56 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: HereInTheHeartland

Actually Al Bore convinced them to throw themselves off the cliff to save the world from their methane emissions/global warming. The cows gave their lives to save the environment!


36 posted on 08/28/2009 11:41:24 AM PDT by Merlinator (Teddy in Arlington?... WTF were all the Massachusetts landfills full?)
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To: Wardenclyffe

This is now my screen saver at work to ward off my co-workers from screwing around with my computer.


37 posted on 08/28/2009 11:43:17 AM PDT by Merlinator (Teddy in Arlington?... WTF were all the Massachusetts landfills full?)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Sounds like a great beach barbecue in the making.


38 posted on 08/28/2009 11:46:13 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: mowowie

They found a suicide note. “Moo”.


39 posted on 08/28/2009 11:49:27 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Check their feed for chemicals. Check any new vegetation growth that might cause hallucinations.

If they are falling in one area, are they slipping or is the cliff collapsing under their weight?

Put up a fence.

40 posted on 08/28/2009 11:56:58 AM PDT by bgill (The evidence simply does not support the official position of the Obama administration)
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