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"I Cheated. This Is My Punishment."
nbclosangeles.com ^ | Aug 26, 2009 | By CARISSA DIMARGO

Posted on 08/26/2009 7:14:47 PM PDT by Daffynition

Shame can be a powerful punishment. Just ask the guy who had to stand at the corner of Leesburg Pike and International Drive in Tysons Corner, Va., on Wednesday morning.

You know, the guy wearing the sign that said, "I CHEATED. THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT."

William Taylor, of Centreville, Va., told a passerby that he cheated on his wife -- and she found evidence of it on his cell phone. So the wife doled out a rather creative punishment: He had to stand at the intersection during morning rush, wearing the handmade sign.

People reported seeing him as early as 9 a.m., and his presence was discussed on several of D.C.'s morning radio shows. A little before 11 a.m., Taylor's wife texted him and said he'd been out there long enough. He removed the sign and skedaddled.

Leesburg Pike in Tysons Corner is one of the most traffic-clogged arteries in the area, making for maximum viewing pleasure.

Hope it was worth it, buddy.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News
KEYWORDS: adultery; fairfaxcounty; punishment; tysonscorner
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To: HokieMom

You have FRmail. ;-D


21 posted on 08/26/2009 7:37:18 PM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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To: HokieMom
I think there’s a county music song in there somewhere.

LOL - absolutely! But the final stanza is still to come, after he goes home to sweety pie...

22 posted on 08/26/2009 7:37:43 PM PDT by Talisker (When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on it's own.)
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To: Daffynition

What a pathetic boob.


23 posted on 08/26/2009 7:38:24 PM PDT by misterrob (A society that burdens future generations with debt can not be considered moral or just)
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To: Daffynition

Oh how sorry I am I missed this. Right there at the Mall. (Not that you could pay me to drive down Route 7 during rush hour.) The guy probably lost a couple of years of life just breathing the fumes. He is well and truly spanked.


24 posted on 08/26/2009 7:51:29 PM PDT by La Lydia
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To: Daffynition

I wonder what his wife was doing for the two or three hours while he was being repentant.


25 posted on 08/26/2009 9:09:45 PM PDT by skimask
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To: Cyman

I agree with you.


26 posted on 08/26/2009 9:27:44 PM PDT by Hildy
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To: Daffynition
Give me the franchise to sell overripe produce to the passers-by and we've got a deal.../sarc>

Cheers!

27 posted on 08/26/2009 9:46:29 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Daffynition
I always liked this one: Photobucket
28 posted on 08/27/2009 6:53:48 AM PDT by Frogtacos (It all went to hell when we started cooking outside and crapping inside.)
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To: windcliff

ping


29 posted on 08/27/2009 10:54:36 AM PDT by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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To: Frogtacos

30 posted on 08/27/2009 1:02:52 PM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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To: Daffynition

My guy would WISH that his punishment would mean standing on a corner with an embarrassing sign!


31 posted on 08/27/2009 1:08:14 PM PDT by KarenMarie (NEVER believe anything coming out of DC until it's been denied.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Hi g_w .......you too! LOL ...........I’m going to have a lot of sauce put by this winter! LOL


32 posted on 08/27/2009 1:40:03 PM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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