N.Y. Times has renamed Arizona to Nevada.

New York Times ^ | 8/23/09 | New Tork Times

[Tolkien]

Atrazine Levels across the Nation

[ccmay]

We’ve worked pretty hard at keeping those damnable liberal bastards from finding us.

Hey there fellow Arizonan, how's your first summer going so far?

It will soon start getting much better.

[Tolkien]

They may be slow but they’re inaccurate.

[Verginius Rufus]

They probably figured that the state label came with the Favre trade...it’s now the Wisconsin Wikings.

[CitizenM]

Your government subsidized college education produces such intellectuals! Someone should send the NYT one of those old United States of America puzzles we had as children. See if they can put it together correctly. It will keep them guessing and busy for a month, I am sure. Most there probably don’t even know the states beyond the East coast. Or, they will wonder...where all 57 pieces are.