[nickcarraway]

If they say their names backwards, do they get trapped in another dimension?

[GeronL]

Now they are being brought to British television by Endemol, the production company behind Big Brother, with a mission to instill Islamic values in children across all faiths

Is there much christian TV is the UK??

[Ann Archy]

Is this a bad joke....or can’t they even come up with their OWN naames.

[GonzoGOP]

99 jihadi freaks on the wall 99 jihadi freaks. JADAM comes down, flattens one to the ground, 98 jihadi freaks on the wall.

[VisualizeSmallerGovernment]

Yeah? Well, America has its own Muslim Super Hero, called The One.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Our cousins across the pond have bent over and dropped their drawers for the muzzies.

[jessduntno]

“Now they are being brought to British television by Endemol, the production company behind Big Brother, with a mission to instill Islamic values in children across all faiths.”

When asked what the 99 would like to do with all other faiths, they replied “Endemol.”

[a fool in paradise]

Wouldn’t you have to do something heroic to be called a superhero?

[a fool in paradise]

each possesses one of Allah's 99 attributes, the characters include a burka-clad woman named Batina the Hidden

It's my cloak of near invisibility.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I never heard of Allah's attributes. Could some be;

Break wind out of both ends at the same time?

Beat the Olsen Twins in a McRib eating contest?

Swim away from an Oldsmobile without getting wet?

[rickmichaels]

...Allah's 99 attributes...

Pedophilia, bloodlust, mental illness...on and on up to 99.

[a fool in paradise]

They were created by Dr Naif al-Mutawa, a clinical psychologist from Kuwait, who felt Muslim children needed a new set of heroes to look up to, to counter jihadist role models. “It hit me that the stories I was hearing were from men who grew up believing that their leader, Saddam, was a hero, a role model — only to one day be tortured by him,” he told The Times. “I decided the Arab world needed better role models.”

It only works if you make Saddam and others the villains in these stories.

[NativeNewYorker]

I prefer this Jabba.

[Travis McGee]

Remember when Britain was Great?

Put a fork in Eurabia, it’s done.

[a fool in paradise]

However, despite being called the 99, there will never be a full cast of 99 superheroes since it is forbidden to depict all Allah's attributes

Just as we cannot depict all 57 states plus Hawaii and Alaska on our maps.

[Red Badger]

99 bad old terrorist on the wall,

99 bad old terrorists.

Take one down and...............

[Dumpster Baby]

The 99 (kaboom)

The 98 (blam)

The 97 (bbbaaannnggg)

The 96 (wham)

The 95 (kapow)

.........

[SECURE AMERICA]

Now they are being brought to British television by Endemol, the production company behind Big Brother, with a mission to instill Islamic values in children across all faiths
These Islamic Values?
1. Opression of women
2. Beatings and torture and killing of women for the various crimes oflooking at man wrong, being raped by a man and on an on
3. Chopping off peoples heads to make political points or because they are not muslim.
4.Learning how to make nailbombs to blow up school buses
Might these be some of the Islamic values being brought to the children of England?

[Gay State Conservative]

This is "Fatima The Obedient"

[CholeraJoe]

there will never be a full cast of 99 superheroes since it is forbidden to depict all Allah's attributes

Yeah, they might have trouble with the pedophilia and sodomy.

[TheClintons-STILLAnti-American]

I assume there has to be a character named something along the lines of Mo the Beheader if ALL of Alah's attributes are to be personified?