Its on MSNBC now, they are looking for a person of interest called jongaltsr, they believe they have him targeted and FEMA has been mobilized to level a 1 mile area around his suspected location to deny him cover or escape. Daylight will bring perhaps a standoff, capitulation, confrontation, meditation, prevarication, incantation, master...uh, uh, uh, and newsifacation. The President is in the White House command center directing the search for jongaltsr and will hold a press conference tomorrow at 7AM on this search. This is the first test of the President’s campaign promise to assure the “safety and security” of the nation; unconfirmed sources have stated that the President stated to Rham Emmanual, “Take chuck out”. We will now break to Chris Matthews and Keith Olberman for their measured analysis of this developing crisis.
All they want is his email to add to the SPAM (Socialist President Attacking Mobsters) list.