FRIDAY SILLINESS
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And in honor of John Hughes, what is your favorite movie, of his?
Mine is BREAKFAST CLUB
IBTP?
Happy Friday Lucky!!!
SIXTEEN CANDLES!
No more yank-ee my wank-ee, The Donger need food!
Ah...propane ice cream......cool with a kick!
This reminds me of a story from (I think) “Ball Four” where Jim Bouton tells of going with Mickey Mantle and Whitey Ford for ice cream. Whitey insisted on going several miles into New Jersey to the best ice cream place on earth (Jahn’s, I think), that had dozens of flavors. He then ordered vanilla....
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Hideyho good neighbor, thanks for the ping
IF YOU ARE BOTHERED BY OCCASIONAL OR FREQUENT CONSIPATION, LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND REPEAT THE FOLLOWING PHRASE,THREE TIMES IN SUCCESSION, WHEN SYMPTOMS OCCUR.
“MY FINANCIAL & PERSONAL WELL-BEING IS TOTALLY IN THE HANDS OF BARACK OBAMA, JOE BIDEN, HARRY REID, NANCY PELOSI, TIM GEITHNAR, RAHM EMMANUAL, ARNEY FRANK, CHRIS DODD, & AL GORE.
IF THAT DOESN’T SCARE THE $#& OUT OF YOU, THEN YOU ARE PROBABLY DESTINED TO BE BACKED UP FOR REST OF YOUR LIFE.
THERS IS NO NEED TO THANK ME FOR THIS ADVICE, I”M JUST DOING THIS AS A PUBLIC SERVICE.
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?”
The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.”
The Taliban shouted, “Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water!
I should kill you, but I must find water first!”
“OK,” said the old Jewish man, “it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.”
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead.
“Your freakin’ brother won’t let me in without a tie!”
My favorite John Hughes movie is Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, although I really like Planes, Trains and Automobiles and Home Alone. All great comedies. RIP John Hughes.
World’s Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said,
‘NO!’ And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and
had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted
whenever he wanted.
THE
END
Hey!Whaddaya spose dat Propane Ice Cream tastes like, huh??? :)
"Uncle Buck" and "Some Kind of Wonderful".
I am not that fond of "The Breakfast Club".
In honor of John Hughes, I’m just glad that I’ll never have to see Andrew McCarthy in another film, ever.
I’m thinking, my life would be made of awesome if I could just ride around in the Cash Cab all day.
LOL, a day late, but my homage is here. So young and talented, such a shame his early death. I hadn’t realized how many great movies were his.
Mine is Maid in Manhattan. Loooove it.
A nod from me also goes out to Pretty in Pink and Home Alone.
