World’s Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said,
‘NO!’ And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and
had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted
whenever he wanted.
THE
END
I love a happy ending....
I got tired of women complaining about the seat. I finally told them, "Take responsibility for your own rear end. You have two choices. Either I leave the seat down and you take your chances with my aim. Or, you check to make sure the seat is down before you sit."